Official Rainbows vs Cal Game Thread

The Rainbow Warriors must be averaging 6+ YPC. My god what a shitshow though. Also Mike Belotti is on the little Jimmy Cornell quaaludes.
 
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Way too high
 
Larry Scott must be very proud that he has officially begun the migration of the Pac12 out of the US.

 
Hamlette was decent, a little cold out under the stars for three hours. Hamlet, Polonius, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern were all played by chicks. It was like watching a three-hour press conference by the UW AD, with all those women playing roles meant for men. A little lesbo action between Hamlette and Ophelia, which was good, but then the grappling and fencing scenes with Laertes just seemed weird, like, why is he fighting a chick?

Cal gave up 31 to a shit opponent, which is bad. Cal put up 51 points, which is usually pretty good no matter who the opponent is. Fuck going to Australia to play in front of a mostly empty stadium with disinterested announcers; we already do that at Memorial.

First game rarely tells us anything. Water is wet FYFMFE
 
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