Official #OurBeavers v USARK Thread

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

WHAT THE FUCK???

Riley is too damn nice dammit.

 

[doogsinparadise]

That's really Sark in a nutshell though: dreckfest, penalty-filled drive, capped with a desperation heave into the end zone, and then a smarmy half-time interview with the sideline eye candy.

 

[LuketheDrifter]

That's really Sark in a nutshell though: dreckfest, penalty-filled drive, capped with a desperation heave into the end zone, and then a smarmy half-time interview with the sideline eye candy.

Good thing he wasn't wearing sweat pants. He woulda poked that gal in the hip pocket with his three inches of thunder.

 

[unfrozencaveman]

Yup - perfect description...no way to go thru life though

Think he's added a few lbs since the presser on Mon?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

That's really Sark in a nutshell though: dreckfest, penalty-filled drive, capped with a desperation heave into the end zone, and then a smarmy half-time interview with the sideline eye candy.

That wasn't a desperation heave. That was a free play Riley gave him instead of calling time out and trying to score himself.

 

[doogsinparadise]

That's really Sark in a nutshell though: dreckfest, penalty-filled drive, capped with a desperation heave into the end zone, and then a smarmy half-time interview with the sideline eye candy.

That wasn't a desperation heave. That was a free play Riley gave him instead of calling time out and trying to score himself.

#TheScript

 

[PurpleBaze]

Jessica Mendoza... MOLE! Correction; MOLES!

 

[PurpleBaze]

Mannion - stare down your receiver and proceed to throw into triple coverage.

 

[RaceBannon]

Let's see - USC can't stop the run

I know, let's fucking throw it every down. They won't see it coming!!

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

der golve is awfully quiet

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Let's see - USC can't stop the run

I know, let's fucking throw it every down. They won't see it coming!!

Storm Woods has 8 carries for 59 yards.

#FireRiley

 

[doogsinparadise]

der golve is awfully quiet

 

[EsophagealFeces]

der golve is awfully quiet

One could almost say that his silence speaks volumes.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Storm Woods still has 8 carries for 59 yards. That three and out was positively Sarktarded.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

why the FUCK did Sark go for it there?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Sark pulls a Peterman Fucking Stupid and goes for it in his own territory.

Yes, I am saying Peterman is like Sark.

 

[RaceBannon]

Sark pulls a Peterman Fucking Stupid and goes for it in his own territory.

Yes, I am saying Peterman is like Sark.

Not twisting?

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Sark pulls a Peterman Fucking Stupid and goes for it in his own territory.

It's amazing the game even came down to that, given how shitty UW played

150 fucking yards of offense.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Sark pulls a Peterman Fucking Stupid and goes for it in his own territory.

It's amazing the game even came down to that, given how shitty UW played

150 fucking yards of offense.

David Shaw fucking stupid was involved.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

why the FUCK did Sark go for it there?

Because he's an idiot AND he knows he owns Riley so he can get away with it.

Abundance.