Did Helfrich consult Sark this week? "Yeah, Mark, you gotta know how to play your AD and the administration. Me, I know 7 wins, with a least one home - thank you Mark - and one away plungering does wonders for job security. My gig at WA is better than stealing candy from a baby. Fuck the politicians. They are stoopid, ask any doog or quook. And, the Seattle media are idiots. May be even better in Eugene, eh? Me, I have learned "incremental progress" paves the road to being overpaid for doing hardly shit. You have a "Joey's" in Eugene? Man, Seattle is awesome. No paparazzi here. I couldn't get away with all this jizzing in LA. So my advice to you, Mark, is you have to work your AD into believing incremental progress is enough. Rose bowl wins and national titles are overrated. Look, where they got Don James. Me, I have it all. The best stadium in the country. With your Uncle Phil, you should be able to one up me. Can I hold your dick?"