OFFICIAL: Oregon Coaching Search thread

Look, they need rape eyes. Not just normal ones either. Serious Autzen porking lot Duck rape eyes. I can only think of one man who meets these critical requirements.

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The boreds and twatters are all ablaze with calls for UO to offer the job to Leavitt. Seeing all these ducks whimpering and groveling hoping they'll make a guy who grabbed one of his players by the throat, slapped him in the face and then lied about it their HC sure is something.

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The boreds and twatters are all ablaze with calls for UO to offer the job to Leavitt. Seeing all these ducks whimpering and groveling hoping they'll make a guy who grabbed one of his players by the throat, slapped him in the face and then lied about it their HC sure is something.

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That's exactly why Leavitt won't be offered the job. In my opinion, he's the best coach on staff, but Mullens knows if he offers him, the pussy ass Portland media would freak the fuck out and run hit pieces on him non-stop.
 
In all seriousness, I'd go for the shark fucker. Not sure what happened at FLA this year, but his first 2 years were decent after the dreck that Muschamp made them. That'd be my first call if Leach leaves WSU.
 
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In all seriousness, I'd go for the shark fucker. Not sure what happened at FLA this year, but his first 2 years were decent after the dreck that Muschamp made them. That'd be my first call if Leach leaves WSU.
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Shark Fucker, Leavitt and Wilcox are the three least offensive candidates. The reunification of Cristobal and Tosh being bandied about seems like it can only in SMU style sanctions.
 
In all seriousness, I'd go for the shark fucker. Not sure what happened at FLA this year, but his first 2 years were decent after the dreck that Muschamp made them. That'd be my first call if Leach leaves WSU.
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Shark Fucker, Leavitt and Wilcox are the three least offensive candidates. The reunification of Cristobal and Tosh being bandied about seems like it can only in SMU style sanctions.
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SMU ASST Coach: “We’re gunna go into this house and we’re going to show this kid $40,000. So we show it to him. He looks at it and says, ‘Coach, you’re not even close.’”
 
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1) if they wanted jim to be HC then they would have made him interim, not mario
2) i think he's a really good coordinator but he'd basically be mike stoops on the sidelines, not a good look imo
 
Stupid Ducks are pandering for Mario Cristobal to get the job. Cristobal failed as the head coach at Florida International. Apparently WIllie "wasn't a great X's and O's guy" so it's okay he's gone.
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Well the Ducks started out running Willie's minimal blocking inside and stretch zone and couldn't score a point past halftime, cost us the ASU game, and was 100% useless without Herbert.

By the end of the season we were exclusively running Erickson's single back offense which is obviously Christobal since he played in it. I don't know if he was just in charge of the schematics or was running the whole show, but Willie's bullshit Gulf Coast Offense didn't make it a half season in the Pac-12.

I will miss Willie's recruiting skill, but the bazillion Bama fans down here telling me how awesome of a recruiter Mario is kind of makes that subside. If he hires Randy Shannon to run the defense that will put me on Cloud 9. I would trade Randy for Leavitt in a heartbeat.

Hire a good line coach and add a full time special teams coordinator in January when everyone gets to add one more staffer and get it going.

No one ever loved Willie the coach. We loved Willie the recruiter that hired Jim Leavitt. Sling could have done that same thing and he would still be the head coach, but instead he hired a guy that didn't even understand the defense he was trying to run, which is why Sling is still out of work.

Cristobal + Shannon = Taggart + Leavitt.
 
Just remember one thing. Phil Knight could have stopped Taggart from leaving with pocket change.

He chose not to. Let that sink in Duck fans.
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I think that tells you Willie wasn't that valuable. If someone tried to hire Dana Altman away he would buy the university trying to hire him and have it demolished on live TV.
 
Just remember one thing. Phil Knight could have stopped Taggart from leaving with pocket change.

He chose not to. Let that sink in Duck fans.
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You must be poor. Rich people don’t spend money to lose it.

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@MikeSeaver

1.1 k and growing. Not bad for a couple hours.
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This is just hot news right now and you’re using my name for recognition.

This is my last appearance in this thread.

Period.
 
Just remember one thing. Phil Knight could have stopped Taggart from leaving with pocket change.

He chose not to. Let that sink in Duck fans.
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You must be poor. Rich people don’t spend money to lose it.

T
@MikeSeaver

1.1 k and growing. Not bad for a couple hours.
Click to expand...

This is just hot news right now and you’re using my name for recognition.

This is my last appearance in this thread.

Period.
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Just remember one thing. Phil Knight could have stopped Taggart from leaving with pocket change.

He chose not to. Let that sink in Duck fans.
Click to expand...

You must be poor. Rich people don’t spend money to lose it.

T
@MikeSeaver

1.1 k and growing. Not bad for a couple hours.
Click to expand...

This is just hot news right now and you’re using my name for recognition.

This is my last appearance in this thread.

Period.
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No it's not
 
Just remember one thing. Phil Knight could have stopped Taggart from leaving with pocket change.

He chose not to. Let that sink in Duck fans.
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I think that tells you Willie wasn't that valuable. If someone tried to hire Dana Altman away he would buy the university trying to hire him and have it demolished on live TV.
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