OFFICIAL NHL Playoffs Scahdenfreude Thread

haie

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Post your stupid fucking playoff predictions here. No need for @Tequilla to post, his unbiased Stars-to-win-it-all is already registered.

I'm taking the Sharks to shit themselves against the Oilers.

Habs win the cup.
 
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#myblackhawks
 
Eastern Conference:

Caps over Leafs in 5
Penguins over Blue Jackets in 7
Habs over Rangers in 6
Bruins over Senators in 6

Caps over Penguins in 7
Habs over Bruins in 6

Caps over Habs in 6

Western Conference

Blackhawks over Predators in 6
Wild over Blues in 6
Ducks over Flames in 7
Oilers over Sharks in 5

Blackhawks over Wild in 6
Ducks over Oilers in 7

Blackhawks over Ducks in 6

Stanley Cup Finals

Capitals over Blackhawks in 7
 
Eastern Conference:

Caps over Leafs in 5
Penguins over Blue Jackets in 7
Habs over Rangers in 6
Bruins over Senators in 6

Caps over Penguins in 7
Habs over Bruins in 6

Caps over Habs in 6

Western Conference

Blackhawks over Predators in 6
Wild over Blues in 6
Ducks over Flames in 7
Oilers over Sharks in 5

Blackhawks over Wild in 6
Ducks over Oilers in 7

Blackhawks over Ducks in 6

Stanley Cup Finals

Capitals over Blackhawks in 7

Picking the Presidents Cup winner shows you don't know shit about hockey.
 
You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
 
You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.

They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

You also called the Blues last cup.
 
You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.

They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

You also called the Blues last cup.
Fuck the Blues. Never should have went with that loser franchise, but last year was upset season (Hi Hillary!) so it made sense.
 
You lyin' fuck J. You never thought the Blackhawks would win anything except a 2nd round win over Vancouver...
Uhhh... hey dumbass. I called their last 2 cup wins.

They don't have a bunch of playoff heroes like Bickell (T's and P's) on the roster anymore.

You also called the Blues last cup.
Fuck the Blues. Never should have went with that loser franchise, but last year was upset season (Hi Hillary!) so it made sense.

I guess I can see that, despite them being a top seed and getting destroyed by a 7/8 seed LA Kinds en route to their Cup. Blues will never break through.

I can see an Oilers team breaking out this year and getting beat in 7 games by a veteran Habs squad. I'll be blacked out watching Goon 2 so I won't even know if it's Habs or Winterhawks or whoever in the Final.
 
FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

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P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.

It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...
 
FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

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P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.

It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...
It will be. Or you could just drive to Vancouver.

 
My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

That's the joke ya damn jackass.

Yeah, it's just that...you're such a fucking retard that I would actually take you seriously in picking the Oilers. Complete shit franchise, given 1st pick after 1st pick. They still won't do shit, even after beating my Haie...

They will go 2 rounds at best.

This thread is for big boy hockey talk. Kindly Intersplode yourself back into one of your two dads...
 
FUCK YEAH GOON 2!!!!!!!!

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P.S. Never google image search "gay porn hard" without putting goon after it.

It is simply un-fucking-american that Goon 2 wasn't released in theaters and that I have to go against @NSA_Dawg to try and watch it. Simply, un.fucking.Americ0n...
It will be. Or you could just drive to Vancouver.

That would be like driving to Mordor except the One Ring is on my cock and Frodo bites it off before I fall into a bottomless pit of lava...
 
My Oilers to cause their fans to collectively commit seppuku after thinking their team will do anything this year.

That's the joke ya damn jackass.

Yeah, it's just that...you're such a fucking retard that I would actually take you seriously in picking the Oilers. Complete shit franchise, given 1st pick after 1st pick. They still won't do shit, even after beating my Haie...

They will go 2 rounds at best.

This thread is for big boy hockey talk. Kindly Intersplode yourself back into one of your two dads...

Christ!
 
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