Fuck the NFL fans.
Official NFL Draft game thread
- Thread starter doogie
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Fuck the NFL fans.
whatshouldicareabout
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Myles Bryant would make all of them (and their dads) cry
backthepack
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I still watch it and like it. Just everything is so drawn out. The picks take forever and the draft should be like 2 months max after the super bowl
NFL Network revisited some past drafts a few years ago. The one on the 64 Draft was pretty cool. 11 future Hall of Famers. Most ever. 14 teams and the draft took 21 hours. Straight
The Cowboys took 6 hours on a pick because they sent a doctor from Portland to Eugene to get a last look at Mel Renfro's knee.
Of course there was no TV or any coverage so no one cared
Dave Kopay got some Free Pub for our @GayDawgs
Interesting stuff with the AFL and babysitting prospects by hiding them away in hotels
The Cowboys took 6 hours on a pick because they sent a doctor from Portland to Eugene to get a last look at Mel Renfro's knee.
Of course there was no TV or any coverage so no one cared
Dave Kopay got some Free Pub for our @GayDawgs
Interesting stuff with the AFL and babysitting prospects by hiding them away in hotels
Here my most things from the draft:
- myself for turning my YouTubeTV subscription back on costing me $65. Do you know how many gallons of nacho cheese sauce I can get for $65?
- the “fans” who are in the little team sections close to the stage. Unless the pick is a QB, 81% of them had no idea who the player is that “their” team just picked. Also, watching the fist pumping, hooting and hollering over a player who is just as likely to be a bust as he is an all pro.
- fans of the shit franchises getting excited thinking that this is the year the Jets/Lions/Jags/Bengals etc don’t fuck things up. Lather, rinse, repeat.
- the cliche comments from Rece Davis. Micah Parsons goes to the Cowboys and Davis says “a whole lot of folks in Pennsylvania are going to start rooting for the hated Cowboys now.” He said some lthing similar about Clemson fans and Jacksonville.
- hearing Rece Davis constantly explain that everyone in the back rooms have been tested.
Things I like about the draft:
- the fashion. There’s shit I’d never wear but it cracks me up.
- fat women wearing slinky dresses. @IrishDawg22’s wet dreams come true.
- Maria what’s her name. She’s easy on the eyes.
backthepack
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Detroit is moving him to right tackle #generational
dOgmaster
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Levis’s quote after getting drafted:
Levi Onwuzurike, with an all-timer of a quote: "I like fucking people up. I like to get off the line and just put my helmet or my hands on an offensive lineman and fuck up an offensive scheme, pretty much. I like pushing 'em back 2, 3 yards and just making 'em feel like shit."
That’s awesome!
Levi Onwuzurike, with an all-timer of a quote: "I like fucking people up. I like to get off the line and just put my helmet or my hands on an offensive lineman and fuck up an offensive scheme, pretty much. I like pushing 'em back 2, 3 yards and just making 'em feel like shit."
That’s awesome!
