OFFICIAL National Championship College Football Playoff Presented by AT&T Thread
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SpoonieLuv
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Ts and Ps to his knees
GrundleStiltzkin
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OK, so does Knee Watch '15 begin now?
ThomasFremont
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Draft stock plummeting
GrundleStiltzkin
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ohaoasoihjaas that hit
Muttzen
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Mariota came to the sideline early in the second quarter, and suddenly he stopped.
In the stands, he couldn't believe his eyes?
It was his other dad, Chip Kelly.
Oh god, the homosexual tendencies, they flooded back into him. Like a hand into a perfectly fitted glove. A leather glove, those are his favorite.
He then found himself gazing at the hips of the Ohio State DBs. Very nice. All of Mariota's blood started redirecting to his third leg.
"Not now... it can't end this way"
From that point on, Mariota may have been physically on the field, but his mind was in the stands with his dads.
In the stands, he couldn't believe his eyes?
It was his other dad, Chip Kelly.
Oh god, the homosexual tendencies, they flooded back into him. Like a hand into a perfectly fitted glove. A leather glove, those are his favorite.
He then found himself gazing at the hips of the Ohio State DBs. Very nice. All of Mariota's blood started redirecting to his third leg.
"Not now... it can't end this way"
From that point on, Mariota may have been physically on the field, but his mind was in the stands with his dads.
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