Official Iran conflict game thread.

[PurpleThrobber]

I'm rooting for Trump to end this debacle before it gets any worse for America and the globe, and I'm skeptical he will. As it stands, he has created one of the biggest geopolitical and economic clusterfucks of the modern era and there really is no possible victory for America in any realistic scenario. It can only get worse. The Tug needs these reality checks.

Meanwhile the markets reach record highs.

Ern wants cheap gas.

 

[RaceBannon]

Ernie took the letter from the mullah to heart

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

If you voted for a dem in this century at best you don't care about gasoline prices and in reality you voted for candidates that want the public priced out of their autos and trucks.

All the way back 26 years? Wow

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

The gas price increases since March 1 are on Trump. Nice deflections though

 

[RaceBannon]

So surrender?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

What does the dead Iranians to cheap gas matrix look like?

42,000 had us in the high $2/low $3 range.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Throbber continually insisting this is about gasoline prices and not the price of diesel, LNG, jet fuel, helium, fertilizer, food, manufacturing, freight, etc.

The price of gas is just a proxy for everything.

We're mooning today.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Throbber continually insisting this is about gasoline prices and not the price of diesel, LNG, jet fuel, helium, fertilizer, food, manufacturing, freight, etc.

The price of gas is just a proxy for everything.

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We're mooning today.

You want cheap gas and other consumables paid for with dead Iranians. It's abundantly clear.

 

[RaceBannon]

And Ernie never cared that he voted for high energy prices until now

That's the point

Yes there is disruption. Cost of doing business

Nowhere near as apocalyptic as Ernie dreams of but still

 

[Sources]

And Ernie never cared that he voted for high energy prices until now

That's the point

Yes there is disruption. Cost of doing business

Nowhere near as apocalyptic as Ernie dreams of but still

He seems so giddy every time someone on Twitter makes up a story about Iran destroying a US base

 

[CallMeBigErn]

A global recession is just the cost of doing business, he says.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

He seems so giddy every time someone on Twitter makes up a story about Iran destroying a US base

You couldn't be more wrong.

And no bases have been destroyed. Never said that either.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

You couldn't be more wrong.

And no bases have been destroyed. Never said that either.

How much is a base bombing worth vs. a gallon of gas?

 

[RaceBannon]

A global recession is just the cost of doing business, he says.

I didn't say that

I said you're dreaming of it

Learn the difference

America will be fine because we don't depend on terrorists for oil

Food for thought

 

[RaceBannon]

You couldn't be more wrong.

And no bases have been destroyed. Never said that either.

You actually did but still

 

[WestlinnDuck]

I didn't say that

I said you're dreaming of it

Learn the difference

America will be fine because we don't depend on terrorists for oil

Food for thought

Barbary pirates: Pay us for the right of passage.

Thomas Jefferson: Fuck that shit.

Tugtards: The Barbary pirates are not an imminent threat. Just pay the danegeld.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Barbary pirates: Pay us for the right of passage.

Thomas Jefferson: Fuck that shit.

Tugtards: The Barbary pirates are not an imminent threat. Just pay the danegeld.

Trump: Pay us for the right of passage.

Mullahs and the Euros: Fuck that shit.

Trump: UNLEASH THE DISCOMBOBLUATOR!

 

[CallMeBigErn]

You actually did but still

Nope. I posted the report about American servicemen being moved off of bases due to drone and missile hits and threats. The Tug likes to believe bad things aren't happening. Ask the 6 soldiers at the base in Kuwait what they think.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2039114854548570350

Purposefully posted Eric Daugherty here so you guys will believe it. This is a real base hit the other day.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

A wise man once said.

 

[RaceBannon]

Nope. I posted the report about American servicemen being moved off of bases due to drone and missile hits and threats. The Tug likes to believe bad things aren't happening. Ask the 6 soldiers at the base in Kuwait what they think.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2039114854548570350

Purposefully posted Eric Daugherty here so you guys will believe it. This is a real base hit the other day.

That was the 2nd one

Nice try