Official Iran conflict game thread.

Watching the Tug monitor the situation is like watching a monkey fuck a football.
Nothing added at all like usual, except the classic line is a chicken fucking a football so you even screwed that up. At least you didn’t post Iran’s propaganda this time, dipshit.

Sad day for the whites who love people who need to pray 5x a day to an imaginary person.
 
I see today Iran says "Trump is negotiating with himself." He's just lying as usual about progress. Iran is holding lots of cards. That's OK (lying your ass off) if you are making real estate deals but a bad idea for international warfare. I don't get what the route forward is. Invade with 2k or 3k ground troops and hope for the best?
 
I see today Iran says "Trump is negotiating with himself." He's just lying as usual about progress. Iran is holding lots of cards. That's OK (lying your ass off) if you are making real estate deals but a bad idea for international warfare. I don't get what the route forward is. Invade with 2k or 3k ground troops and hope for the best?
Tehran Tim heard from as the mullahs try to keep a leader alive for more than a few days.

Why do you believe Iran over your own government and documented strikes, D2? You are truly anti-American yet you are allowed in this “dictatorship” to post your bullshit with zero consequences for you by the government you hate.
 
I see today Iran says "Trump is negotiating with himself." He's just lying as usual about progress. Iran is holding lots of cards. That's OK (lying your ass off) if you are making real estate deals but a bad idea for international warfare. I don't get what the route forward is. Invade with 2k or 3k ground troops and hope for the best?
Iran’s terms are completely unacceptable, as expected. They have the global economy’s balls in their fist and can squeeze as much as they like, and they know it. The rumored "negotiations" are laughable. There are no negotiations. These are empty words to sooth markets.

The options are American capitulation (unlikely) or ground troops (quite likely); there’s no middle ground. A clusterfuck authored by the world’s biggest morons. "End game" my foot. This is just getting started.
 
Iran’s terms are completely unacceptable, as expected. They have the global economy’s balls in their fist and can squeeze as much as they like, and they know it. The rumored "negotiations" are laughable. There are no negotiations. These are empty words to sooth markets.

The options are American capitulation (unlikely) or ground troops (quite likely); there’s no middle ground. A clusterfuck authored by the world’s biggest morons. "End game" my foot. This is just getting started.
You’ll be dead by 50, probably by your own hand.
 
Tehran Tim heard from as the mullahs try to keep a leader alive for more than a few days.

Why do you believe Iran over your own government and documented strikes, D2? You are truly anti-American yet you are allowed in this “dictatorship” to post your bullshit with zero consequences for you by the government you hate.
Every. Word. Out. Of. Trump's. Mouth. Is. A. Lie.
 
Iran’s terms are completely unacceptable, as expected. They have the global economy’s balls in their fist and can squeeze as much as they like, and they know it. The rumored "negotiations" are laughable. There are no negotiations. These are empty words to sooth markets.

The options are American capitulation (unlikely) or ground troops (quite likely); there’s no middle ground. A clusterfuck authored by the world’s biggest morons. "End game" my foot. This is just getting started.
WTI was down yesterday along with Brent.

Stock market was up yesterday, too.

China's economy is the only one whose balls are in the vice.
 
Every. Word. Out. Of. Trump's. Mouth. Is. A. Lie.
That’s what you think. It’s objectively false, I can easily post some fact he’s said, but you’re a deluded person and will ignore it.

It’s why you’re in a prolonged meltdown. Just go full meltdown again, Fugly.
 
Most men would just leave forever and be ashamed of himself had they done what @CallMeBigErn sent to Derek in DMs.

Not this loser. He instead made a flimsy @UiagaleleiUgly account that lasted about a day before being discovered, and now is back to his same delusional thoughts where Trump owns his mind.

Thanks for the drama, Ern. Soft bottom is my guess in your real life.
 
Iran’s terms are completely unacceptable, as expected. They have the global economy’s balls in their fist and can squeeze as much as they like, and they know it. The rumored "negotiations" are laughable. There are no negotiations. These are empty words to sooth markets.

The options are American capitulation (unlikely) or ground troops (quite likely); there’s no middle ground. A clusterfuck authored by the world’s biggest morons. "End game" my foot. This is just getting started.

Mullah wet dream

No air force or navy. Being bombed day and night. Leadership dead. Infighting among the remaining losers

The world's balls in a vise

What a moron
 
WTI was down yesterday along with Brent.

Stock market was up yesterday, too.

China's economy is the only one whose balls are in the vice.
Yesterday? Do I really need to ask you to zoom out?

As far as oil is concerned, the gap between the physical market and the paper market is widening by the day. Supply chains are fucked. The mechanisms to keep WTI and Brent in check cannot and will not last.
 
Trump has no plan. He just decided to assist Israel and bomb the shit out of Iran. He ignored advice about the strait (which some of you have been spelling 'straight').
Russia! Russia! Russia!

No Plan! No Plan! No Plan!

The largest military in the world has no central planning or war gaming scenarios. You realize how fucking stupid that sounds?
 
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