Official Iran conflict game thread.

[Sledog]

Fern was indoctrinated by the best women with dicks college could provide.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Keep hope alive

I just sent the IRG the coordinates of Autzen Stadium

YBE

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Iran is winning the drone war!

ThE uSa iS gOinG tO ruN oUt OF IntercEpToRs! ~reddittards

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

No idea if true. But Bagram would be nice about now.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031841143718133975

Well, probably wouldn't be happening if we? Were there but Bagram is currently getting bombed by Pakistan.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031857918308409718

Who could have foreseen this?

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Ern out here power-posting Aaron Rupar tweets LMAO

I change my mind. I want you to really start doing hard drugs and drinking again. Whatever that was it was better than this.

They're video clips, dumbfuck.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031857918308409718

Who could have foreseen this?

You would sit in a corner and watch an intruder rape your wife because you'd be too scared you might get a superficial wound defending her.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

You would sit in a corner and watch an intruder rape your wife because you'd be too scared you might get a superficial wound defending her.

 

[Sledog]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031862686988808661

 

[Goduckies]

A pair of tankers are going up in smoke near Basra. Nice work Trump starting an idiotic war

Keep cheering for the away team

 

[RaceBannon]

I'd trade a couple tankers for ridding my country of goat fucking invaders but I'm not a pussy like Ern

 

[CallMeBigErn]

I'd trade a couple tankers for ridding my country of goat fucking invaders but I'm not a pussy like Ern

Going to war in Iran to rid America of Muslims. Makes sense.

 

[Goduckies]

Going to war in Iran to rid America of Muslims. Makes sense.

To rid Iran of the world's leading sponsor of terrorism

 

[AOG]

MAGA voter likes high gas prices

@PurpleThrobber “a great product” that had been “too cheap for too long.”
Sounds like your type.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

 

[AOG]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2031857918308409718

Who could have foreseen this?

They got five tankers (or at least two tankers and three other ships to be determined type) today on the day Trump claims we won the war already.

 

[AOG]

It was I believe two tankers and three cargo ships (correction)

 

[CallMeBigErn]

They got five tankers (or at least two tankers and three other ships to be determined type) today on the day Trump claims we won the war already.

The chances of boots on the ground are rising every minute the straits stay closed. Reports are saying they didn't expect this despite every war game warning of this for decades. This administration is completely out of their element and has no idea what the fuck they're doing. We're spending $2 billion a day and that's probably the least of our worries. The Tug claps like seals.

The Obvious Is Taking Its Revenge on Trump

The reasons other U.S. presidents avoided war with Iran are becoming all too evident.

www.theatlantic.com

 

[Goduckies]

The chances of boots on the ground are rising every minute the straits stay closed. Reports are saying they didn't expect this despite every war game warning of this for decades. This administration is completely out of their element and has no idea what the fuck they're doing. We're spending $2 billion a day. The Tug claps like seals.

The Obvious Is Taking Its Revenge on Trump

The reasons other U.S. presidents avoided war with Iran are becoming all too evident.

www.theatlantic.com

Right they didn't expect it... right....

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Right they didn't expect it... right....

Donald Trump bankrupted a casino.