OFFICIAL Huskies vs Ducks Game Thread

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TMI: I’m writing this from the stall of a restaurant’s ladies’ room because apparently I was getting too “emotional” and “distracted” for refreshing my phone every few minutes.

Whatever.

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After telling myself I don’t care for the last 2 decades (when convenient), and especially the last 4 hours, I’m in…Deboer is de shit…
 
Both teams shot themselves in the dick multiple times. Both fan bases probably left feeling like watching their team's defense play is worse than being drug to the Nutcracker. Highly entertaining game, though. I suppose I might feel differently if it wasn't a W.

Washington needs to hope Nix can't go against Utah, ensuring the already nearly inevitable plunger. Then they need to beat Colorado and Cuog. Then they need UCLA, USC, and Utah to combine for the right number of losses for tie-breakers to work in their favor.

Then they need to pump unspeakable quantities of rhino cum into every defensive player prior to a conference championship game to avoid complete embarrassment.
 
I don’t even know how to react…I’m so fucking conditioned to default to “at least we didn’t get embarrassed”…
 
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