OFFICIAL Huskies vs Cougars Apple Cup Game Thread... sponsored by U-Haul

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

My classmates
http://twitter.com/UW_Football/status/1728210123791954137?t=ZG1Ulkpwd6ojUjY1RjHdFA&s=19

How are you not dead?

@trublue not an invitation so fuck off.

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

@PurpleBaze

 

[whlinder]

I would really appreciate a blowout today. Need to get our dudes off the field in the second half. Like an SEC late season bye.

 

[theknowledge]

Unfortunately I’ve recently contracted this game thread. I’m on a cocktail of medicine to help me live long enough to read it all. It’s good though, I hate myself.

Damb dude. You're one of the best posters here. We'll miss your insight. What Cure song should we play at your memorial?

I’ll respond in Haiku as I’m feeling skrong first thing in the morning.

It would be okey
If you play All cats are grey[/i]
As I’m pretty gey

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

I also wrote a haiku for the occasion:

This series should be
over by now but instead
we get more cougar tears[/i]

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

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I also wrote a haiku for the occasion:

This series should be
over by now but instead
we get more cougar tears[/i]

Woodcut

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

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I also wrote a haiku for the occasion:

This series should be
over by now but instead
we get more cougar tears[/i]

Woodcut

Leave it Hardcore Husky to dish out the ukiyo-e humor.

 

[TheHB]

I would really appreciate a blowout today. Need to get our dudes off the field in the second half. Like an SEC late season bye.

 

[DerekJohnson]

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I also wrote a haiku for the occasion:

This series should be
over by now but instead
we get more cougar tears[/i]

In the dense fog
what is being shouted
between the port-a-potty and the double-wide

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Live look at Dickert this morning getting ready for the breakfast pep talk with the boys

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[HHBruh]

Greased up and ready to rumble

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

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Unnnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhhhhhh Cooger girls were the best

Definitely some Pierce County tanning salon employee vibes.

EXACTLY!

Young Swisher had a Cooger girlfriend one summer, and she taught her pupil the finer details about sex. Damb. She was like my fucking Yoda.

CSB

Were you molested by a teacher

Pics?

 

[EsophagealFeces]

No need to worry at all about the cougs this year

So Ward probably throws for 500 yards

I’m not worried about this game, and that’s what worries me.

 

[TheHB]

The latest edit on the script has UW losing today, then beat the ducks by 3, ensuring no PAC-12 team gets to the CFP

 

[gmo]

No need to worry at all about the cougs this year

So Ward probably throws for 500 yards

I’m not worried about this game, and that’s what worries me.

when was the last time we didn't play to the level of opponent? Michigan State Week 3? Cal Week 4?

It's been a long ass time.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

The latest edit on the script has UW losing today, then beat the ducks by 3, ensuring no PAC-12 team gets to the CFP

The “thinking Cuogs” would be quite conflicted on this. They are already counting bowl revenue going to P2.

 

[TheHB]

No need to worry at all about the cougs this year

So Ward probably throws for 500 yards

I’m not worried about this game, and that’s what worries me.

when was the last time we didn't play to the level of opponent? Michigan State Week 3? Cal Week 4?

It's been a long ass time.

But UW played up to the level of its competition last week.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

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I also wrote a haiku for the occasion:

This series should be
over by now but instead
we get more cougar tears[/i]

YBE

 

[SwisherSweetboy]

Nobody's losing to the Cuog today. We're going to make them look stupid.

 

[Canadawg]

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Nobody's losing to the Cuog today. We're going to make them look stupid.

I'm hearing they have heat off the edge

Will our elite conference leading tackles be able to handle them?

Yes

 

[Muttzen]

Take care of business today, lose another game to oregon while the record shows W next week, find bags of cash for recruits to keep deboer around. life can be beautiful.