Official Home Opening Day Thread

[doogie]

Just received my third text this morning offering free tickets. Each time I've responded "include parking, too?"

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

The season is over

 

[PurpleJ]

The season is over

Disagree. The single season loss record is still possible.

 

[doogie]

Season isn't over until all the deep fried crickets have been eaten

 

[phineas]

I'm sad it only took the mariners a week to disappoint me more times than I could've imagined. I don't even know what to watch for anymore. It's going to be tough to embarrass themselves any worse. But I'm sure they will find a way

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I'm sad it only took the mariners a week to disappoint me more times than I could've imagined. I don't even know what to watch for anymore. It's going to be tough to embarrass themselves any worse. But I'm sure they will find a way

I hear there is porn on the Internet.

You could watch that instead.