OFFICIAL DUCKS v SPARTANS thread

What's funny is...

Oregon looked like shit. Reggie Daniels is the worst free safety in college football, and the team tackles like patsies.

Michigan State is not a good football team. A good team would have salted this overrated Oregon team mid third quarter.

Oregon will win the PAC 12 because the PAC 12 is a dreckfest. Michigan State is maybe a ten win team because outside of Ohio State the BIG 10 is crap.

There wasn't one thing I was impressed with in Michigan State. I learned that both teams are worse than I originally thought, but it won't matter because they finish about where we thought because the teams around them are worse.
 
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What's funny is...

Oregon looked like shit. Reggie Daniels is the worst free safety in college football, and the team tackles like patsies.

Michigan State is not a good football team. A good team would have salted this overrated Oregon team mid third quarter.

Oregon will win the PAC 12 because the PAC 12 is a dreckfest. Michigan State is maybe a ten win team because outside of Ohio State the BIG 10 is crap.

There wasn't one thing I was impressed with in Michigan State. I learned that both teams are worse than I originally thought, but it won't matter because they finish about where we thought because the teams around them are worse.

I didn't find any of that funny. I never laughed once, honestly.
 
What's funny is...

Oregon looked like shit. Reggie Daniels is the worst free safety in college football, and the team tackles like patsies.

Michigan State is not a good football team. A good team would have salted this overrated Oregon team mid third quarter.

Oregon will win the PAC 12 because the PAC 12 is a dreckfest. Michigan State is maybe a ten win team because outside of Ohio State the BIG 10 is crap.

There wasn't one thing I was impressed with in Michigan State. I learned that both teams are worse than I originally thought, but it won't matter because they finish about where we thought because the teams around them are worse.

But how is college football a fucking dreckfest?
 
It's funny to oreg
What's funny is...

Oregon looked like shit. Reggie Daniels is the worst free safety in college football, and the team tackles like patsies.

Michigan State is not a good football team. A good team would have salted this overrated Oregon team mid third quarter.

Oregon will win the PAC 12 because the PAC 12 is a dreckfest. Michigan State is maybe a ten win team because outside of Ohio State the BIG 10 is crap.

There wasn't one thing I was impressed with in Michigan State. I learned that both teams are worse than I originally thought, but it won't matter because they finish about where we thought because the teams around them are worse.

I didn't find any of that funny. I never laughed once, honestly.

It should be funny to Duck fans because the way Oregon played they should have lost by 20, let alone have a chance to win it late.
 
It's funny to oreg
What's funny is...

Oregon looked like shit. Reggie Daniels is the worst free safety in college football, and the team tackles like patsies.

Michigan State is not a good football team. A good team would have salted this overrated Oregon team mid third quarter.

Oregon will win the PAC 12 because the PAC 12 is a dreckfest. Michigan State is maybe a ten win team because outside of Ohio State the BIG 10 is crap.

There wasn't one thing I was impressed with in Michigan State. I learned that both teams are worse than I originally thought, but it won't matter because they finish about where we thought because the teams around them are worse.

I didn't find any of that funny. I never laughed once, honestly.

It should be funny to Duck fans because the way Oregon played they should have lost by 20, let alone have a chance to win it late.

Mark Dantonio nearly choked the shit out of that game.
 
It's funny to oreg
What's funny is...

Oregon looked like shit. Reggie Daniels is the worst free safety in college football, and the team tackles like patsies.

Michigan State is not a good football team. A good team would have salted this overrated Oregon team mid third quarter.

Oregon will win the PAC 12 because the PAC 12 is a dreckfest. Michigan State is maybe a ten win team because outside of Ohio State the BIG 10 is crap.

There wasn't one thing I was impressed with in Michigan State. I learned that both teams are worse than I originally thought, but it won't matter because they finish about where we thought because the teams around them are worse.

I didn't find any of that funny. I never laughed once, honestly.

It should be funny to Duck fans because the way Oregon played they should have lost by 20, let alone have a chance to win it late.

Mark Dantonio nearly choked the shit out of that game.

Best Dantonio screw up was the time out before the blown 4th down spot by the refs. He called a timeout after Oregon inexplicably throws s go route to Nelson on third down, making him unavailable for fourth down. By calling the timeout it allowed Oregon to get Nelson back into the game.

Actually, the second to last drive clock management was pretty comical.
 
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What's funny is...

Oregon looked like shit. Reggie Daniels is the worst free safety in college football, and the team tackles like patsies.

Michigan State is not a good football team. A good team would have salted this overrated Oregon team mid third quarter.

Oregon will win the PAC 12 because the PAC 12 is a dreckfest. Michigan State is maybe a ten win team because outside of Ohio State the BIG 10 is crap.

There wasn't one thing I was impressed with in Michigan State. I learned that both teams are worse than I originally thought, but it won't matter because they finish about where we thought because the teams around them are worse.

Agree except Oregon is not winning the conference this year.
 
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What's funny is...

Oregon looked like shit. Reggie Daniels is the worst free safety in college football, and the team tackles like patsies.

Michigan State is not a good football team. A good team would have salted this overrated Oregon team mid third quarter.

Oregon will win the PAC 12 because the PAC 12 is a dreckfest. Michigan State is maybe a ten win team because outside of Ohio State the BIG 10 is crap.

There wasn't one thing I was impressed with in Michigan State. I learned that both teams are worse than I originally thought, but it won't matter because they finish about where we thought because the teams around them are worse.

Agree except Oregon is not winning the conference this year.

Then who?
 
What's funny is...

Oregon looked like shit. Reggie Daniels is the worst free safety in college football, and the team tackles like patsies.

Michigan State is not a good football team. A good team would have salted this overrated Oregon team mid third quarter.

Oregon will win the PAC 12 because the PAC 12 is a dreckfest. Michigan State is maybe a ten win team because outside of Ohio State the BIG 10 is crap.

There wasn't one thing I was impressed with in Michigan State. I learned that both teams are worse than I originally thought, but it won't matter because they finish about where we thought because the teams around them are worse.

Agree except Oregon is not winning the conference this year.

Then who?

The Fighting Moras
 
What's funny is...

Oregon looked like shit. Reggie Daniels is the worst free safety in college football, and the team tackles like patsies.

Michigan State is not a good football team. A good team would have salted this overrated Oregon team mid third quarter.

Oregon will win the PAC 12 because the PAC 12 is a dreckfest. Michigan State is maybe a ten win team because outside of Ohio State the BIG 10 is crap.

There wasn't one thing I was impressed with in Michigan State. I learned that both teams are worse than I originally thought, but it won't matter because they finish about where we thought because the teams around them are worse.

Agree except Oregon is not winning the conference this year.

Then who?

The Fighting Moras

Oh, we're doing this again this year?

 
Is little Vern gonna cry? The cameraman sure was gay for him and his Michael Jackson gloves.

Sounds like you care... A lot.

Yeah. He's an annoying and plays for Oregon. It was fun to watch him lose. So what?

Just sounds like you got really worked up over a pair of gloves.

Don't you think this whole football thing might be a little too much for you to handle?
 
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