OFFICIAL creepycoug's Canes annual fade thread

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Remember when Free Shoes and the Vaunted Canes were going to dominate the ACC? Every year for a decade they lose the little ones. And so it begins
 
Miami is the most overrated team in the country.

No doubt, their only "impressive" win was against Florida, an awful turnover-ridden game that neither team deserved to win.
 
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Miami is the most overrated team in the country.

No doubt, their only "impressive" win was against Florida, an awful turnover-ridden game that neither team deserved to win.

Texas Tech and Baylor's wins over FBS teams over .500 are against Texas State and Buffalo respectively.

Miami's wins over Florida and Georgia Tech aren't impressive, but they are absolutely outfuckingstanding compared to the XII "powers".
 
Miami is ranked number 7 and their stadium looks like it was decimated by the Black Death that claimed approximately 1/2 of the population of Western Europe from 1347-1351.
 
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Miami is ranked number 7 and their stadium looks like it was decimated by the Black Death that claimed approximately 1/2 of the population of Western Europe from 1347-1351.

The game started at noon on a Sunday. Would you want to go to some shitty football game after partying in Miami Saturday night?
 
ESPN said it's "University Employee Day" today where all the employees and their families got free tickets to watch their #7 ranked Canes. All tickets have been distributed prior to kickoff.
 
Miami is ranked number 7 and their stadium looks like it was decimated by the Black Death that claimed approximately 1/2 of the population of Western Europe from 1347-1351.

Listen to European History Superiority Guy
 
Not watching the game on TV. Is Miami President Donna Shalalalala there? Any close-ups of her? You can bet she's full-on bush, and hot in an older gnarly semi-midget kind of way. Midgets give great head, or so I'm told.
 
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