Official BYU Versus Michigan Thread

Yes, The Onion is my source

ANN ARBOR, MI—Stressing the importance of physical and mental preparation for their upcoming game against BYU, a wild-eyed, frenzied Jim Harbaugh reportedly informed all University of Michigan players Saturday that they would have to kill their pregame meal themselves. “You have four hours to track, catch, and slaughter your food before kickoff,” Harbaugh said during a 7 a.m. team meeting, adding that any tools or weapons must be crafted from materials found in the wilderness, otherwise players would have to use their bare hands. “Skipping the pregame meal is not an option. Those who do not catch their meal will not eat.” At press time, deliriously starving Michigan starting quarterback Jake Rudock had tackled an elk and ripped its throat out before frantically feasting on its meat.
 
This thread belongs here since these are the only two teams worth anything the Pac-12 has beaten this year.

Not sure BYU is worth anything now though.
 
After Virginia last night and BYU today we have to say UCLA is still an unknown

We?
 
Michigan is just Physical, I love they way Harbaugh runs right at you. I think I have seen one bubble screen
 
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After Virginia last night and BYU today we have to say UCLA is still an unknown

We?
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So Utah is the only team in the league that has proven something out of conference this year.

But how is the Pac-12 a fucking dreckfest?
 
And we also know Peterson will always have lesser talent that never challenges anything of relevance.
 
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