Official ASU at USC Game Thread

[WilburHooksHands]

Sark: Using game week to coach his players up on how to cheer on the sideline. You can't make this up.

 

[AZDuck]

Holy shit, Sark made USC watch tape of their sideline performance against Boston College. You can't make this shit up

 

[RaceBannon]

"I thought we were very good on the sideline tonight. Not sure why we struggled so much to execute on the field"

 

[AZDuck]

That bit needs to go into the HHB Hall of Fucktarded Lore

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

After hearing the sideline reporter talk about how Sark demanded his team do sidelinr dances, he's officially the biggest fag in college football. It was never real personal with me either, but that's unforgivable

 

[RaceBannon]

OK we held them to three

Graham needs to pick it up or get fired

 

[H_D]

UPDATE: Best play caller in America has zero points from his offense so far against a team that gave up 62 to UCLA

WHAT DOES RACE BANNON HAVE TO SAY NOW!!!???

I have to stop helping Sark. My reverse jinx is strong right now

He reads these boreds you know.

Well he might not, but I know recruits do, so watch what you say.

 

[DerekJohnson]

What a superficial, fraudulent piece of shit

 

[PurpleJ]

I like when the officials let them play like tonight. 28 accepted penalties in the UO UA game. I guess you adjust to how its called and go from there

Agreed. Seeing lots of good no calls.

 

[H_D]

Sideline reporter: "Coach Sarkisian challenged his team to be more animated on the sideline."

What a tough challenge issued by the head coach... absolutely riveting stuff.

Did Sark bring his Lawn Mower Dance Assistant over as part of his coaching staff?

 

[DerekJohnson]

Holy shit, Sark made USC watch tape of their sideline performance against Boston College. You can't make this shit up

so apparently they use a sideline cam?

 

[Gladstone]

yay here is sark's halftime interview

drinking game time

 

[RaceBannon]

Great plan lousy execution

lol

 

[jecornel]

Sark: QB guru...check......offensive genius....check....sideline cheerleader coach....check...

Doesn't know fuck all so relies on his show emotion BS because he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing.

 

[PurpleJ]

That interview was GOLD

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

His hat is so sweaty...

 

[phineas]

Everybody wants to make plays and thats good but we just gotta execute

 

[PurpleBaze]

Sideline reporter: "Coach Sarkisian challenged his team to be more animated on the sideline."

What a tough challenge issued by the head coach... absolutely riveting stuff.

Did Sark bring his Lawn Mower Dance Assistant over as part of his coaching staff?

I'm sure the lawnmower coach is on his staff. They've spent the whole week perfecting the dance.

They're building up to it. Expect the lawnmower to make an appearance in the 4th quarter when SC is down by a touchdown.

 

[PurpleJ]

We gotta throw the ball and then catch the ball.

 

[LaZoris]

Classic halftime Sark quotes:

"we got to throw it. Then we have to catch it"

"We are genuinely a good 2nd-half football team"