OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

[PurpleBaze]

I am tired of people using the word "metrics".

Do it again and you're gone

Wow, I was quite the tyrant.

But then again, we were going through our "you'll be gone, no warning, just gone" phrase fun

Was?

 

[doogie]

Double Celsius and add 30

 

[CirrhosisDawg]

Double Celsius and add 30

Wrong thread. This isn't about the number of blowjobs you've given this year.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I am tired of people using the word "metrics".

Do it again and you're gone

Wow, I was quite the tyrant.

But then again, we were going through our "you'll be gone, no warning, just gone" phrase fun

#FreeHarveyRoad

 

[pawz]

Yesterday afternoon my 12yo was playing some Call of Duty game on the XBoxOne in the back room, and from the front room I hear "Fucking hell, that sonofabitch just shot me with a (one of the handguns they use) from a good thirty meters away, shit, howdhedothat!" Wife was aghast, as was I, so I said loudly, "Heey, none of that metric shit in our house." Kid said sorry, then went back to turning the air blue using standard measurement.

I laffed. @BearsWiin's the internet. Again.

 

[PurpleJ]

I measure my dick in centimeters because it makes it sound bigger.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

A pound of coke is just way too much.

Disagree.

 

[backthepack]

I measure my dick in centimeters because it makes it sound bigger.

OBK true?!?!1!?!

 

[PurpleBaze]

I measure my dick in centimeters because it makes it sound bigger.

OBK true?!?!1!?!

Millimeters for him...