Oklahoma - Houston - NOC
Missouri - West Virginia: Cripple fight between Branson fags and hillbilly banjo pickers. Black lives matter pipe bomb ends it in the 3rd quarter with WV up 32-20.
UCLA - Texas A&M: 98-98 after 16 over-times; Quentin Coryatt is honored at half-time and dedicates his career to ISIL while the crowd boos.
LSU - Wisconsin - They're calling this the Dave Aranda Bowl!!!! LOLOL!!!
North Carolina - Georgia: A porn actor from Commerce, GA starts going by the name Nick Chubb and releases a vid of him on xHamster painted in full GA body paint fucking a chick painted Carolina Blue.
USC - Alabama - lololololololol
Clemson - Auburn - Deshaun takes molly on the field in front of everyone and Gus Johnson calls him a hero to young black kids.
Notre Dame - Texas: It turns into 1968 and then people magically GAF.
Ole Miss - Florida St: Ole Miss loses accreditation two weeks prior to the game, but the state votes to jettison the Uni and just keep the football team so long as everyone promises the blacks will wear jerseys with 'OBUMMERSUCKS' on the back.