October 14 big game update

[TheHB]

Average height, average weight, outkicked my coverage, recognized it, cherished every fucking moment.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Cuban women preferences in mates superiority guys.

Heres a hint when it comes to picking up women everywhere in the world.

1) be attractive
2) be funny

If neither, you better be really rich

and, for those with reading comprehension challenges, in Latin America:

3) be aggressive, straight-forward and tell her she's hot

If your tall, rich, or good looking etc. You can do this in the US too. People just pretend otherwise.

 

[YellowSnow]

Cuban women preferences in mates superiority guys.

Heres a hint when it comes to picking up women everywhere in the world.

1) be attractive and not short[/b]
2) be funny

If neither, you better be really rich

Hurtful

Sorry, bud. But being north of 6' gives any guy a distinct advantage.

You don't even have to follow @creepycoug 's guidelines. You just have to be funny and ask for the business.

Truth... one study showed that all things being equal except height, a man 5'6 to 5'8 would need to make 150K more than the same man at 6 foot and above to have the same success with the ladies.

That being said as someone with no reason for living I've hit well above average. Probably a testament to personality and humor..

Can confirm.

 

[Fishpo31]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

Funny.

Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.

James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.

Gin martini stirred, straight up unless the vermouth is fresh then it can be dry. Two olives, optionally served dirty if the gin is cheap. Onions acceptable if your Polish.

Anything else is twash.

This is mostly correct. If the vermouth is fresh then it needs to be up with a 2 to 1 or 3 to 1 ratio. Dirty martinis are never permissible.

Also, onions are just as good as olives. Sometimes I like one of each.

=la_-J7Xv_acLYAJr

 

[Maceothecat]

it seems like this post got weird some where. like, weird for here.

 

[YellowSnow]

it seems like this post got weird some where. like, weird for here.

You sound like a short guy, vodka and soda drinker.

 

[Maceothecat]

it seems like this post got weird some where. like, weird for here.

You sound like a short guy, vodka and soda drinker.

5'10'', so not tall. gin (fancy kind). but the post still got weird some where.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Cuban women preferences in mates superiority guys.

Heres a hint when it comes to picking up women everywhere in the world.

1) be attractive
2) be funny

If neither, you better be really rich

A friend of mine had a saying when it came to women, “funny, money, or donkey”.

Check at least one box and you’re good.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

it seems like this post got weird some where. like, weird for here.

You sound like a short guy, vodka and soda drinker.

5'10'', so not tall. gin (fancy kind). but the post still got weird some where.

If we’re bashing 5’10” then I’m out of here.