creepycoug
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Wodka smells and tastes like something that you pour into a machine to make it run.
October 14 big game update
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What I'd expect a swarthy Cuban to say. Not everyone has such ready access to sugarcane.
@creepycoug kultur hasn't given us much over the years, but they do get credit for rum.
Rum & cigars ...
What more could they have done?
And the women
@Swaye invented cigars.
But @creepycoug did invent deep water navigation which I guess kinda changed history.
Prior that no one could go dancing across the water as @RaceBannon would say with their galleons and guns searching for some new worlds.
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My vikings did it in row boats inventing the sport of crew
creepycoug
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Everybody, and every country, is to be judged by contributions relative[/i] to liabilities. I'll take Spain and Cuban contributions of rum, cigars, great food and men and women who proudly express strongly traditional gender roles, relative to conquistadors and 5 minutes of stress for Kennedy and 5 minutes of Franco, as compared to, say:
Germany: the country with fluid borders, contributed much science, but also birthed the guysms who invented communism (history lesson for @oregonblitzkrieg ), terrible food, horrific and ugly language, and a tendency for starting rather big fights.
Eastern Europe: some really good looking women, but ancient and backward empires who still don't have their shit together and who took the German guysm's ideas and really ran with them. Also shitty food.
The Brits and the French probably win it all with massive contributions too many to list. Liabilities for the Brits include bad food, bad teeth and ugly pasty women (and weird fascination with royalty and rigid class structure), and for the French include women with hairy armpits, a tendency to look down their noses at everybody and a forgetfulness that they'd be speaking German today if it weren't for us and the Winston Churchills.
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Case closed
End of discussion
YKWYWF
That's true, boss. But it's hard to conquer the world in flimsy little row peter, puffer, long boats.
To do that, you need galleons, guns, germs and steel.
creepycoug
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There was an article I read a while back about American men as tourists in Cuba. They would come back and bitch about how difficult it was to pick up on women there (outside of paying for a whore that is), and so someone dug into this and interviewed a bunch of Cuban men and women. The upshot is that, by American standards (but probaby not by Italian standards), Cuban men are very aggressive and are totally and unapologetically on the surface and upfront about their intentions and their opinions about a woman's attractiveness and what they'd like to do with them. IOW, it's ok to tell a woman she has a nice ass in Cuba and you don't lose your job over it (if you have one). In an example of Jordan Peterson being 100% correct, it turns out that, yes, women fucking love that shit and want that shit. It's evolution for Christ's sake. American men have been so fucking neutered that they've been reduced to this PC "ah schucks" and "I totally respect your mind" bullshit that doesn't work in Cuba; and women there are like, "Do you need directions? Why are you bothering me?" They are used to and prefer a man to act like a fucking man and get to the point and let her know that he's interested.
Be nice to bring a little of that stateside and get back to unapologetic binary sexuality where men can be men and be upfront about what's on their minds, and women in turn can allow themselves to be pursued as they were meant to be, instead of this weird cultural thing that American women have wherein they pretend to be offended if a guy is too upfront so they can go blab to their friends about how they shut down some "douchebag guy" when in reality they are completely flattered over it even if they didn't find the guy attractive. Don't kid yourself. Women love to be physically admired even by @CFetters_Nacho_Lover and @CfettersNachoLover. They might not fuck either of them, but they love to be ogled just like we do. Why? It means she's hot and fuckable, at least in someone's opinion. The "I'm offended" shit is just posturing bullshit. It's fake.
So, moral of this story tim with Creep? If you go to Cuba and you're over 40, do some testosterone therapy ahead of tim and go with your straight game and don't be a whiny little bitch and hope some chick wants to pick up on you because you showered and combed your hair. They don't do it. They want you to be a man!.gif. @RaceBannon @YellowSnow
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Who needs to be an overly aggressive swarthy douche? Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things Yella has in spades
PostGameOrangeSlices
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Alcohol superiority guys. Kriest.
PostGameOrangeSlices
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Cuban women preferences in mates superiority guys.
Heres a hint when it comes to picking up women everywhere in the world.
1) be attractive
2) be funny
If neither, you better be really rich
Heres a hint when it comes to picking up women everywhere in the world.
1) be attractive
2) be funny
If neither, you better be really rich