October 14 big game update

[chuck]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

Funny.

Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.

 

[YellowSnow]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

The Poles are long tim American frens and allies while also making good vodka.

True. And I'm married to a Pollock.

Vodka's only purpose is Bloody Mary's (or Caesars hi @Canadawg ) or White Russians. Screwdrivers are fine is you're really hungover.

Otherwise, you're an alcoholic housewife.

 

[Rapeculturedawg]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

Funny.

Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.

No love for a classic Vodka and tap water? Joking aside, vodka is the best fuel for a drink. I had a Gin bloody Mary once when I first moved to Seattle and I almost burned down the house I rented a room in because of it.

 

[chuck]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

Funny.

Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.

No love for a classic Vodka and tap water? Joking aside, vodka is the best fuel for a drink. I had a Gin bloody Mary once when I first moved to Seattle and I almost burned down the house I rented a room in because of it.

I don't even drink anymore. When I did I drank a lot of vodka and cranberry. Sometimes fancied it up with a lime twist and splash of pineapple juice. Also a white Russian now and then.

 

[YellowSnow]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

Funny.

Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.

James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Does this mean all purple jerseys?

These ones
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DOOMED

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

The Poles are long tim American frens and allies while also making good vodka.

True. And I'm married to a Pollock.

Vodka's only purpose is Bloody Mary's (or Caesars hi @Canadawg ) or White Russians. Screwdrivers are fine is you're really hungover.

Otherwise, you're an alcoholic housewife.

I remember my alcoholic housewife phase.

 

[whlinder]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

The Poles are long tim American frens and allies while also making good vodka.

True. And I'm married to a Pollock.

Vodka's only purpose is Bloody Mary's (or Caesars hi @Canadawg ) or White Russians. Screwdrivers are fine is you're really hungover.

Otherwise, you're an alcoholic housewife.

Sign me up as an alcoholic housewife.
Vodka soda, vodka soda splash of some fruit juice, John Daly (Arnold Palmer plus vodka), I am good with all those things and bloody Mary’s.

Every so often I will be motivated to make some fancy vodka drink. Żubrøwka finally being available in the states helps a lot.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I am sure Four Loko has a purple flavor. Your job is to secure several cans for the tailgate.

We will be there

 

[PurpleJ]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

Funny.

Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.

James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.

It’s especially fucked up because James Bond is English.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

Funny.

Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.

James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.

Gin martini stirred, straight up unless the vermouth is fresh then it can be dry. Two olives, optionally served dirty if the gin is cheap. Onions acceptable if your Polish.

Anything else is twash.

 

[RaceBannon]

According to the History Channel Bond was the beginning of the end for America being a whiskey only country

Credit was also given to the Mad Men drink your lunch culture. Vodka is easier to hide

But before the 60s Vodka was a curiosity

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Does this mean all purple jerseys?

These ones
View attachment 59888

All purple and the chrome helmets, cook it!

 

[PurpleJ]

According to the History Channel Bond was the beginning of the end for America being a whiskey only country

Credit was also given to the Mad Men drink your lunch culture. Vodka is easier to hide

But before the 60s Vodka was a curiosity

YOUR generation loved that red commie ruskie bullshit.

 

[YellowSnow]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

The Poles are long tim American frens and allies while also making good vodka.

True. And I'm married to a Pollock.

Vodka's only purpose is Bloody Mary's (or Caesars hi @Canadawg ) or White Russians. Screwdrivers are fine is you're really hungover.

Otherwise, you're an alcoholic housewife.

Sign me up as an alcoholic housewife.
Vodka soda, vodka soda splash of some fruit juice, John Daly (Arnold Palmer plus vodka), I am good with all those things and bloody Mary’s.

Every so often I will be motivated to make some fancy vodka drink. Żubrøwka finally being available in the states helps a lot.

You're making Row Peter Puffers look bad, @whlinder .

 

[YellowSnow]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

Funny.

Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.

James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.

Gin martini stirred, straight up unless the vermouth is fresh then it can be dry. Two olives, optionally served dirty if the gin is cheap. Onions acceptable if your Polish.

Anything else is twash.

This is mostly correct. If the vermouth is fresh then it needs to be up with a 2 to 1 or 3 to 1 ratio. Dirty martinis are never permissible.

Also, onions are just as good as olives. Sometimes I like one of each.

 

[YellowSnow]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

The Poles are long tim American frens and allies while also making good vodka.

True. And I'm married to a Pollock.

Vodka's only purpose is Bloody Mary's (or Caesars hi @Canadawg ) or White Russians. Screwdrivers are fine is you're really hungover.

Otherwise, you're an alcoholic housewife.

I remember my alcoholic housewife phase.

I can picture you drinking vodka and cran listening to Sonos.

 

[RaceBannon]

According to the History Channel Bond was the beginning of the end for America being a whiskey only country

Credit was also given to the Mad Men drink your lunch culture. Vodka is easier to hide

But before the 60s Vodka was a curiosity

YOUR generation loved that red commie ruskie bullshit.

My dad was a greatest generation alcoholic who drank vodka after fighting Nazis with our commie allies

 

[PurpleJ]

According to the History Channel Bond was the beginning of the end for America being a whiskey only country

Credit was also given to the Mad Men drink your lunch culture. Vodka is easier to hide

But before the 60s Vodka was a curiosity

YOUR generation loved that red commie ruskie bullshit.

My dad was a greatest generation alcoholic who drank vodka after fighting Nazis with our commie allies

My grandpas both went to korea and then passed their hatred on to their kids. Better dead than red!

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.

Funny.

Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.

James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.

It’s especially fucked up because James Bond is English.

Scottish, you ignorant twat