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Go independent. Back to crisp Saturday afternoons on Montlake and Husky Stadium shaking. Call every SEC or Big-22 team that won't come to play a bitch.

Fuck the networks, work out a streaming deal with Amazon Prime (who doesn't have Amazon Prime?).

Announce that 25% of the streaming money will be distributed between all players on the roster for use of their name, image, and likeness, with another 10% paid out for performance bonuses. Sell Amazon on an additional Hard Knocks style reality show, with all streaming proceeds paid to players. Talented players, come get your money and 15 minutes of fame that you all seem to crave.

Schedule only legit opponents. No cupcakes. All game times set well in advance and at a time that makes the fans happy. More fans in the stands to make up for lost TV revenue.

Or pea patch. I'm fine either way.
 
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Go independent. Back to crisp Saturday afternoons on Montlake and Husky Stadium shaking. Call every SEC or Big-22 team that won't come to play a bitch.

Fuck the networks, work out a streaming deal with Amazon Prime (who doesn't have Amazon Prime?).

Announce that 25% of the streaming money will be distributed between all players on the roster for use of their name, image, and likeness, with another 10% paid out for performance bonuses. Sell Amazon on an additional Hard Knocks style reality show, with all streaming proceeds paid to players. Talented players, come get your money and 15 minutes of fame that you all seem to crave.

Schedule only legit opponents. No cupcakes. All game times set well in advance and at a time that makes the fans happy. More fans in the stands to make up for lost TV revenue.

Or pea patch. I'm fine either way.
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Streaming on Amazon? Think of the thousands they could make. Literally thousands!!!
 
Go independent. Back to crisp Saturday afternoons on Montlake and Husky Stadium shaking. Call every SEC or Big-22 team that won't come to play a bitch.

Fuck the networks, work out a streaming deal with Amazon Prime (who doesn't have Amazon Prime?).

Announce that 25% of the streaming money will be distributed between all players on the roster for use of their name, image, and likeness, with another 10% paid out for performance bonuses. Sell Amazon on an additional Hard Knocks style reality show, with all streaming proceeds paid to players. Talented players, come get your money and 15 minutes of fame that you all seem to crave.

Schedule only legit opponents. No cupcakes. All game times set well in advance and at a time that makes the fans happy. More fans in the stands to make up for lost TV revenue.

Or pea patch. I'm fine either way.
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Streaming on Amazon? Think of the thousands they could make. Literally thousands!!!
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You gotta spend money to make money, ammiright?
 
That would mean the UW AD department that is littered with Oregon Ducks grads would actually have to do some actual work
 
I FINALLY MADE IT!

I want to thank my mom, my manager, all you awesome fans out there cheering me on. Most of all, though, I have to thank the Lord Jesus Christ, without whom none of this would have been possible.

I'm going to Disneyland!
 
Holy shit. Reading the comments on both the Vorel and MBG twats from people who actually took this seriously has caused my Grinch heart to grow three sizes this day.
 
I FINALLY MADE IT!

I want to thank my mom, my manager, all you awesome fans out there cheering me on. Most of all, though, I have to thank the Lord Jesus Christ, without whom none of this would have been possible.

I'm going to Disneyland!
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The amount of whoosh in the replies would make a c-17 take off.
 
The payments on Husky Stadium[/s] I mean Alaska Airlines Field at Husky Stadium are like ? $41,000,000.00 a year. Can't do that on hot dog sales. Only solution is to sell out to highest TV offer.

 
I FINALLY MADE IT!

I want to thank my mom, my manager, all you awesome fans out there cheering me on. Most of all, though, I have to thank the Lord Jesus Christ, without whom none of this would have been possible.

I'm going to Disneyland!

Please respect my decision [/b]
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https://twitter.com/JRem_UW/status/1545204158042701826?s=20&t=uHwjxrS-JnVFnCHfiRQGSQ
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Replace every single "Reebok" in this picture with either a Nike swoosh or grellow O, and they'll skip the interview and just give you the job:

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Holy shit. Reading the comments on both the Vorel and MBG twats from people who actually took this seriously has caused my Grinch heart to grow three sizes this day.
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My favorite reply has been the “this is so outta the box that it might work.”
 
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