Obama = massive prick

One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

I heard he won a spelling bee in third grade. Big time!
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

I heard he won a spelling bee in third grade. Big time!
The word is "transparency".

T-R-A-N-S-P-A-R-E-N-C-Y.
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

I heard he won a spelling bee in third grade. Big time!
The word is "transparency".

T-R-A-N-S-P-A-R-E-N-C-Y.

I LOL'ed IRL. Think I might have sharted a bit as well. FML.
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

This is one of the most excellent, scathing critiques of Oscuma I've read on this forum. The Nobel Prize is obviously a joke. If they want to maintain any semblance of credibility they'd revoke his. He's done N-O-T-H-I-N-G except to surpass Jimmy Carter as being one of the worst presidents in US history.
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

There's only one. It is literally the only one I know of. Pulling the trigger on the bin Laden raid. But he only gets credit for pulling the trigger. I'm convinced he had nothing whatsoever to do with the success of that mission beyond that.
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

There's only one. It is literally the only one I know of. Pulling the trigger on the bin Laden raid. But he only gets credit for pulling the trigger. I'm convinced he had nothing whatsoever to do with the success of that mission beyond that.

Didn't you hear? Obama's the one that actually pulled the trigger. He's a hero.
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

There's only one. It is literally the only one I know of. Pulling the trigger on the bin Laden raid. But he only gets credit for pulling the trigger. I'm convinced he had nothing whatsoever to do with the success of that mission beyond that.

I'm hearing Obama was in the field as imbedded operative hunting Osama himself.
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

There's only one. It is literally the only one I know of. Pulling the trigger on the bin Laden raid. But he only gets credit for pulling the trigger. I'm convinced he had nothing whatsoever to do with the success of that mission beyond that.

I'm hearing Obama was in the field as imbedded operative hunting Osama himself.

Confirmed.
Barack-Obama-Water-Gun.jpg
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

There's only one. It is literally the only one I know of. Pulling the trigger on the bin Laden raid. But he only gets credit for pulling the trigger. I'm convinced he had nothing whatsoever to do with the success of that mission beyond that.

I'm hearing Obama was in the field as imbedded operative hunting Osama himself.

Confirmed.
Barack-Obama-Water-Gun.jpg

But I thought even using play guns caused gun violence. Now I am really confused. How can he say one thing but do another?
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

There's only one. It is literally the only one I know of. Pulling the trigger on the bin Laden raid. But he only gets credit for pulling the trigger. I'm convinced he had nothing whatsoever to do with the success of that mission beyond that.

I'm hearing Obama was in the field as imbedded operative hunting Osama himself.

Confirmed.
Barack-Obama-Water-Gun.jpg

But I thought even using play guns caused gun violence. Now I am really confused. How can he say one thing but do another?

Don't be a twister
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

There's only one. It is literally the only one I know of. Pulling the trigger on the bin Laden raid. But he only gets credit for pulling the trigger. I'm convinced he had nothing whatsoever to do with the success of that mission beyond that.

I'm hearing Obama was in the field as imbedded operative hunting Osama himself.

Confirmed.
Barack-Obama-Water-Gun.jpg

The fuck does Stringfellow have to do with this?
 
One day I hope we find out who The Powers That Be were that gifted Obama that Nobel Prize two months into his presidency. It was obviously orchestrated to make him appear accomplished, credible and unassailable. Because he had no business being president.

Because the first black man ever elected president, of the only super power in the world, needed help with his accomplishments.

Can you name one accomplishment the Junior Senator from Illinois had ...

There's only one. It is literally the only one I know of. Pulling the trigger on the bin Laden raid. But he only gets credit for pulling the trigger. I'm convinced he had nothing whatsoever to do with the success of that mission beyond that.

I'm hearing Obama was in the field as imbedded operative hunting Osama himself.

Confirmed.
Barack-Obama-Water-Gun.jpg

The fuck does Stringfellow have to do with this?

I LOL'ed IRL. Didn't fart or shart this time.

#sphinctercontrol
 
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