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[Tequilla]

There's no doubt that if anything triggers blow in DJ it will be this ...

 

[PurpleThrobber]

There's no doubt that if anything triggers blow in DJ it will be this ...

I'd say Paulina's ass is pretty good motivation.

 

[CaptainPJ]

You KNOW old man Gretzky was standing there silent with his smoking hot wife and daughter, praying for a choke.

Afterward: "Yep - still King of the Castle. Gotta get up pretty damn early, kid!"

Cheers to Gretz (ILTCHGIDT)!!!

 

[2001400ex]

You KNOW old man Gretzky was standing there silent with his smoking hot wife and daughter, praying for a choke.

Afterward: "Yep - still King of the Castle. Gotta get up pretty damn early, kid!"

Cheers to Gretz (ILTCHGIDT)!!!

He actually was at the narrows airport last night. With Dustin and the family.

 

[PurpleBaze]

You KNOW old man Gretzky was standing there silent with his smoking hot wife and daughter, praying for a choke.

Afterward: "Yep - still King of the Castle. Gotta get up pretty damn early, kid!"

Cheers to Gretz (ILTCHGIDT)!!!

He actually was at the narrows airport last night. With Dustin and the family.

How long did it take you to fuel all those bizjets?

 

[2001400ex]

You KNOW old man Gretzky was standing there silent with his smoking hot wife and daughter, praying for a choke.

Afterward: "Yep - still King of the Castle. Gotta get up pretty damn early, kid!"

Cheers to Gretz (ILTCHGIDT)!!!

He actually was at the narrows airport last night. With Dustin and the family.

How long did it take you to fuel all those bizjets?

No one is stupid enough to trust me with jet fuel.

I was actually driving last night, after I left my buddies house in GH, he went. While I was sitting in fucking traffic.

 

[PurpleBaze]

You KNOW old man Gretzky was standing there silent with his smoking hot wife and daughter, praying for a choke.

Afterward: "Yep - still King of the Castle. Gotta get up pretty damn early, kid!"

Cheers to Gretz (ILTCHGIDT)!!!

He actually was at the narrows airport last night. With Dustin and the family.

How long did it take you to fuel all those bizjets?

No one is stupid enough to trust me with jet fuel.

I was actually driving last night, after I left my buddies house in GH, he went. While I was sitting in fucking traffic.

Jet fuel is basically kerosene. I think even you could handle it.