Nick Saban gives Coker and DDY's analysis the finger

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Also gives the middle finger to the UW and USC coaching staffs, both of whom didn't think he was worthy of an offer.
 
Good, Brown is fat, soft, and slow and he won't make it at Bama. That program is a meat grinder. Nobody sees the five to eight guys that get dropped from Bama's roster every year to make room for the next class. They don't see Nick Sabans recruiting misses. They only see the successful players and the wins. Better Bama than Oregon not because he's good but because I don't want Oregon getting another "4 star" rated player and generating more hype because other recruits who are legitimately good look at recruiting rankings.
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If he really sucks I'd much rather have him go to Oregon. Whatever free pub value they might get from his commit is more than mitigated by the cost of giving a scholarship to a player who sucks.
 
Good, Brown is fat, soft, and slow and he won't make it at Bama. That program is a meat grinder. Nobody sees the five to eight guys that get dropped from Bama's roster every year to make room for the next class. They don't see Nick Sabans recruiting misses. They only see the successful players and the wins. Better Bama than Oregon not because he's good but because I don't want Oregon getting another "4 star" rated player and generating more hype because other recruits who are legitimately good look at recruiting rankings.
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Nobody sees the "recruiting misses" because Bama plays for the national title every year.
 
Good, Brown is fat, soft, and slow and he won't make it at Bama. That program is a meat grinder. Nobody sees the five to eight guys that get dropped from Bama's roster every year to make room for the next class. They don't see Nick Sabans recruiting misses. They only see the successful players and the wins. Better Bama than Oregon not because he's good but because I don't want Oregon getting another "4 star" rated player and generating more hype because other recruits who are legitimately good look at recruiting rankings.
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Nobody sees the "recruiting misses" because Bama plays for the national title every year.
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Source?
 
Good, Brown is fat, soft, and slow and he won't make it at Bama. That program is a meat grinder. Nobody sees the five to eight guys that get dropped from Bama's roster every year to make room for the next class. They don't see Nick Sabans recruiting misses. They only see the successful players and the wins. Better Bama than Oregon not because he's good but because I don't want Oregon getting another "4 star" rated player and generating more hype because other recruits who are legitimately good look at recruiting rankings.
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If he really sucks I'd much rather have him go to Oregon. Whatever free pub value they might get from his commit is more than mitigated by the cost of giving a scholarship to a player who sucks.
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I would rather have Oregon get players that both suck and are rated low. Oregon getting 4 star players that suck still helps them recruit other 4 star players that are actually good.
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this thread is krisvashon retarded.

let's stipulate something, shall we? nobody on this board has any fucking inkling whether some 4* recruit sucks.

unless I'm being whooshed here, in which case ...

nevermind.
 
Real life sext exchange b/w me and @CokeGreaterThanPepsi:

Me: Tommy Brown committed to Alabama. Lol.

Coker: Lololol

Me: Chances that sticks? Like 5%?

Coker: At best

Me: Hahahahahaha my god. He will literally die in conditioning drills there.

Coker: No joke man

Me: They will pump him full of steroids and kill him like a Tyson chicken.
 
Real life sext exchange b/w me and @CokeGreaterThanPepsi:

Me: Tommy Brown committed to Alabama. Lol.

Coker: Lololol

Me: Chances that sticks? Like 5%?

Coker: At best

Me: Hahahahahaha my god. He will literally die in conditioning drills there.

Coker: No joke man

Me: They will pump him full of steroids and kill him like a Tyson chicken.
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No scrote pics? Why do I even come here?
 
Accepts commitment from Tommy Brown.

I'm surprised I'm surprised.
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I found this really interesting too. Would Bama take a legacy that was a lower caliber recruit then normal just because he's a legacy? I just don't see it.
 
Accepts commitment from Tommy Brown.

I'm surprised I'm surprised.
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I found this really interesting too. Would Bama take a legacy that was a lower caliber recruit then normal just because he's a legacy? I just don't see it.
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Maybe Saban's planning on retiring soon and so he doesn't gaf?

The whole "Bama offers a west coast recruit USC and UW didn't" is strange. Accepting said kid's commitment is strange as fuck.
 
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