New Pole Dancing: Best Chappelle Show sketch

[PurpleThrobber]

At the urging of the Fearful Leader, presented for your viewing and voting pleasure, the Best of Chappelle.

What say you? Wayne Brady gonna choke a bitch? Game, blouses? White Power! I'm rich, biyotch!? The Chinese delegation pulling a fast one and picking the entire Wu Tang Clan?

I'm Purple Throbber, bitch.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

 

[HillsboroDuck]

I mean these are all great but Bigsby is the GOAT

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I mean these are all great but Bigsby is the GOAT

Nothing on TV has made me laugh harder

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

It's Bigsby, and it's not even close. That sketch set the bar right out of the gate in episode 1. Probably the most outrageous comedy I've ever seen on TV.

 

[YellowSnow]

TYFYS!! Hardest pole ever but I’m Rick James is and will always be the quintessential Chappelle. Fuck your couch!!

 

[PurpleThrobber]

TYFYS!! Hardest pole ever but I’m Rick James is and will always be the quintessential Chappelle. Fuck your couch!!

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

TYFYS!! Hardest pole ever but I’m Rick James is and will always be the quintessential Chappelle. Fuck your couch!!

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

I mean these are all great but Bigsby is the GOAT

Nothing on TV has made me laugh harder

 

[PurpleThrobber]

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@swaye, true?

 

[minion_doog]

TYFYS!! Hardest pole ever but I’m Rick James is and will always be the quintessential Chappelle. Fuck your couch!!

It's the way Charlie (RIP) tells it, he's feeling some of those emotions again. He's serious AF, OG. Contrast to Chappelle, silly AF. And then James confirming the whole thing. Too fucking good.

 

[minion_doog]

I mean these are all great but Bigsby is the GOAT

Nothing on TV has made me laugh harder

In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby has finally accepted that he is a black man. And just three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When asked why, after nineteen years of marriage, he replied, "Because she's a n*gger lover."

me: ded

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The Throbber has to be honest - I can't decide.

On any given day, White Power!, I'm Rick James, Bitch or Game, Blouses is the most funny or used in conversation. It's like asking what Seinfeld episode was best - Festivus, The Hamptons, Bubble Boy, The Contest - daily catchphrases in all of them.

Instead, it's time for the morning session mastering my domain.

brb, yo.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I mean these are all great but Bigsby is the GOAT

Nothing on TV has made me laugh harder

In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby has finally accepted that he is a black man. And just three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When asked why, after nineteen years of marriage, he replied, "Because she's a n*gger lover."

me: ded

Done, on the floor, bruised ribs.

 

[YellowSnow]

Darknesses!! You delirious mother fuckers!!

 

[dflea]

It's Bigsby, and it's not even close. That sketch set the bar right out of the gate in episode 1. Probably the most outrageous comedy I've ever seen on TV.

I actually called people and said "Did you just see that shit?!?" I couldn't believe what I just saw.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Darknesses!! You delirious mother fuckers!!

This was long before Wesley Snipes. Back then, we was the blackest n****z on the planet, according to Rick James.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

TYFYS!! Hardest pole ever but I’m Rick James is and will always be the quintessential Chappelle. Fuck your couch!!

It's the way Charlie (RIP) tells it, he's feeling some of those emotions again. He's serious AF, OG. Contrast to Chappelle, silly AF. And then James confirming the whole thing. Too fucking good.

This is a really strong contender for the reasons you laid out. The story isn't necessarily any better than "Game, Blouses" but it's peak Charlie Murphy storytelling mixed with a hilarious Chappelle performance. But THEN to add the actual footage of James confirming the story, the rewind where he contradicts himself about the couch and of course the "cocaine is a hell of a drug" line, I mean the whole thing is just perfection.

If the black white supremacist didn't exist this would be a no brainer selection for me. But it does, so "I'm Rick James bitch" will have to settle for second place. But I'm pretty comfortable saying it's the funniest second place sketch of all time.

Chappelle Show is the GOAT.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I love all my children equally - not all necessarily simultaneously and the 'favorite' spot changes daily.

 

[YellowSnow]

How did Tyrone not make the cut?