New NIL Manager for UW

It would be difficult to come up with one person who more clearly embodies this current iteration of the UW athletic department. I wonder if there is an actual strategy to drive away the old guard fan base with expectations so they can just be Cal?
 
I'm pretty sure UW athletics doesn't take this site seriously or even know it exists....shame on them! We? Are always right, and have all the answers

Maybe Vorel will latch on

Pretty sure @DerekJohnson has told a story of a former player going in Cohen’s office and seeing Hardcore Husky on her computer screen.

plus the department monitors all UW sites
 
I'm pretty sure UW athletics doesn't take this site seriously or even know it exists....shame on them! We? Are always right, and have all the answers

Maybe Vorel will latch on

Pretty sure @DerekJohnson has told a story of a former player going in Cohen’s office and seeing Hardcore Husky on her computer screen.

That's right, I stand corrected
 
She deleted the tweets and updated her bio.

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Welcome to Hardcore Husky, @Karen!
 
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I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.
 
I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.

So you wouldn’t take Mullens over Cohen?
 
I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.

So you wouldn’t take Mullens over Cohen?

Mullens is a Mountaineer
 
I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.

Cort Dennison did well at Oregon.
 
I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.

So you wouldn’t take Mullens over Cohen?

If he didn't graduate from UO, I would take him. UO grads can FUCK OFF.
 
I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.

So you wouldn’t take Mullens over Cohen?

If he didn't graduate from UO, I would take him. UO grads can FUCK OFF.

So if phil knight wanted to add UW back into the Nike portfolio + set up a similar NIL group that he did for Oregon, he gets a “fuck off”?
 
I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.

So you wouldn’t take Mullens over Cohen?

If he didn't graduate from UO, I would take him. UO grads can FUCK OFF.

So if phil knight wanted to add UW back into the Nike portfolio + set up a similar NIL group that he did for Oregon, he gets a “fuck off”?

Yes.

That hypothetical would never happen, so it's a bit of a false choice. UW has the resources and revenue to do NIL the right way if they choose. Oregon charity can also FUCK OFF. I don't need Uncle Phil's pimp money like all you Quooks do.
 
I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.

So you wouldn’t take Mullens over Cohen?

If he didn't graduate from UO, I would take him. UO grads can FUCK OFF.

So if phil knight wanted to add UW back into the Nike portfolio + set up a similar NIL group that he did for Oregon, he gets a “fuck off”?

Yes.

That hypothetical would never happen, so it's a bit of a false choice. UW has the resources and revenue to do NIL the right way if they choose. Oregon charity can also FUCK OFF. I don't need Uncle Phil's pimp money like all you Quooks do.

Sounds like you’d be a downgrade from Jen.
 
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I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.

So you wouldn’t take Mullens over Cohen?

If he didn't graduate from UO, I would take him. UO grads can FUCK OFF.

So if phil knight wanted to add UW back into the Nike portfolio + set up a similar NIL group that he did for Oregon, he gets a “fuck off”?

Yes.

That hypothetical would never happen, so it's a bit of a false choice. UW has the resources and revenue to do NIL the right way if they choose. Oregon charity can also FUCK OFF. I don't need Uncle Phil's pimp money like all you Quooks do.

Sounds like you’d be a downgrade from Jen.

I know you Ducks don't understand otherwise, but it's actually possible to win without being owned by Nike.
 
I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.

So you wouldn’t take Mullens over Cohen?

If he didn't graduate from UO, I would take him. UO grads can FUCK OFF.

So if phil knight wanted to add UW back into the Nike portfolio + set up a similar NIL group that he did for Oregon, he gets a “fuck off”?

Yes.

That hypothetical would never happen, so it's a bit of a false choice. UW has the resources and revenue to do NIL the right way if they choose. Oregon charity can also FUCK OFF. I don't need Uncle Phil's pimp money like all you Quooks do.

Sounds like you’d be a downgrade from Jen.

I know you Ducks don't understand otherwise, but it's actually possible to win without being owned by Nike.

Yeah sounds like you guys are doing a bang up job over there. Please keep at it
 
I don't work in a field that's in the same sphere as UW Athletics and I have a NO DUCKS policy when it comes to hiring. That should be the first thing listed under qualifications for any position at UW.

So you wouldn’t take Mullens over Cohen?

If he didn't graduate from UO, I would take him. UO grads can FUCK OFF.

So if phil knight wanted to add UW back into the Nike portfolio + set up a similar NIL group that he did for Oregon, he gets a “fuck off”?

Yes.

That hypothetical would never happen, so it's a bit of a false choice. UW has the resources and revenue to do NIL the right way if they choose. Oregon charity can also FUCK OFF. I don't need Uncle Phil's pimp money like all you Quooks do.

Sounds like you’d be a downgrade from Jen.

I know you Ducks don't understand otherwise, but it's actually possible to win without being owned by Nike.

Yeah sounds like you guys are doing a bang up job over there. Please keep at it

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