New Hardcore Husky advice column

[DerekJohnson]

@HardcoreAnnLanders how old is @RaceBannon?

 

[HardcoreAnnLanders]

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders

Try a husky football firm, comprised of the very best minds on the interwebs. The only trio youve been involved in tommy was a very physical one, unkind to your sensibilities and screams to STOP. The penetration was forceful and deliberate. Your rectum the unfortunate victim. See Tommy "STOP" means "kinda" in your world, or just "hurry up and shoot, my butt hurts" to your 2 buddies ramming you.

Sincerely,

@yobates

Dear Mr. Bates,

I have no idea what this means but you should seek professional help. And I’m also considering calling the police.

 

[HardcoreAnnLanders]

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders

Whats so hilarious? 3 long-time dawg pundits talking husky football with a bored full of weekend warriors shouldnt be funny. Its more educational. Sit back and learn something from guys who actually know as nd care about the program. Instead of popcorn Road, grab a tablet, a cold beer and take notes...class is in session!

Dear Mr. Fetters (Or is it Mr. Lover),

Do you know the aforementioned Mr. Bates? It’s my hope you both seek counseling.

 

[HardcoreAnnLanders]

@HardcoreAnnLanders how old is @RaceBannon?

Dear Mr. Cohen,

As old as his tongue and a little bit older than his teeth.

 

[RaceBannon]

@HardcoreAnnLanders how old is @RaceBannon?

Dear Mr. Cohen,

As old as his tongue and a little bit older than his teeth.

Nobody wrote a song about you Ann

 

[DerekJohnson]

Moved to Classics.

 

[DerekJohnson]

@HardcoreAnnLanders how old is @RaceBannon?

Dear Mr. Cohen,

As old as his tongue and a little bit older than his teeth.

Nobody wrote a song about you Ann

Disagree.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Moved to Classics.

Thanks Taft!

 

[hardhat]

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,

Should I be concerned that the head coach of my favorite team is over his head because he hired the assistant to the running backs coach of a shitty NFL team as his offensive coordinator or was that merely a diamond in the rough kind of hire?

Sincerely,

Doog in denial

Dear DID,

Yes. The fish rots from the head down as they say. If this coach cannot hire talented coordinators, your favorite team is incredibly fucked.

Prophetic words.

 

[HardcoreAnnLanders]

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,

Should I be concerned that the head coach of my favorite team is over his head because he hired the assistant to the running backs coach of a shitty NFL team as his offensive coordinator or was that merely a diamond in the rough kind of hire?

Sincerely,

Doog in denial

Dear DID,

Yes. The fish rots from the head down as they say. If this coach cannot hire talented coordinators, your favorite team is incredibly fucked.

Prophetic words.

I know what I’m talking about.

 

[RaceBannon]

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,

Should I be concerned that the head coach of my favorite team is over his head because he hired the assistant to the running backs coach of a shitty NFL team as his offensive coordinator or was that merely a diamond in the rough kind of hire?

Sincerely,

Doog in denial

Dear DID,

Yes. The fish rots from the head down as they say. If this coach cannot hire talented coordinators, your favorite team is incredibly fucked.

Prophetic words.

I know what I’m talking about.

No one likes a know it all Ann

 

[HardcoreAnnLanders]

Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,

Should I be concerned that the head coach of my favorite team is over his head because he hired the assistant to the running backs coach of a shitty NFL team as his offensive coordinator or was that merely a diamond in the rough kind of hire?

Sincerely,

Doog in denial

Dear DID,

Yes. The fish rots from the head down as they say. If this coach cannot hire talented coordinators, your favorite team is incredibly fucked.

Prophetic words.

I know what I’m talking about.

No one likes a know it all Ann

 

[hardhat]

I'd like to hear more from @HardcoreAnnLanders

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I'd like to hear more from @HardcoreAnnLanders

Bump

 

[HardcoreAnnLanders]

I'd like to hear more from @HardcoreAnnLanders

Dear Mr. Hat,

You’re welcome to ask a question.

 

[hardhat]

I'd like to hear more from @HardcoreAnnLanders

Dear Mr. Hat,

You’re welcome to ask a question.

Thanks Ann. I've gotten kind of chunky 'working from home' over the past three years. Lots of snacking. I was wondering if I should start working out, or are women into plus sized men these days?

 

[HardcoreAnnLanders]

I'd like to hear more from @HardcoreAnnLanders

Dear Mr. Hat,

You’re welcome to ask a question.

Thanks Ann. I've gotten kind of chunky 'working from home' over the past three years. Lots of snacking. I was wondering if I should start working out, or are women into plus sized men these days?

Dear Mr. Hat,

The good news for you is society’s ideas of what is considered attractive is broadening, not unlike the size of your ass. Many women love cuddling up with a big boy, so don’t let the number on the scale keep you from trying to find that special someone.