National Early Signing Day Game Thread

Just got back from the dumbfuck lunch. Had it at Mod pizza.

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Make everyone drive from all over for a holiday lunch at Mod fucking Pizza? A fucking 8 dollar make it yourself pizza that's not even any good anyway? This is a sign I work for the devil.

Anyway, make it home to see, just as expected, no real surprises, except, what do you know, my FAVORITE croot of the class didn't sign. If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all. I'll be back later after I drink some bleach.

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Can we please get updates on USC or Oregon not getting what they want so I can feel a little bit better? TIA.

Mod is good fuck off!

Driving 40 minutes for a supposed big work luncheon at Mod Pizza is NOT good. If I am walking out of the theater and I decide on a pie because it is literally next door, then yeah, it's okay. As a work function? Pretty fucking low rent.

Orkin needs to step their shit up!
 
Oklahoma is the best I’ve seen this year. UCLA is super clean.

UCLA's is tight AF. Not a fan of Oklahoma's TBH.
The fact OU made an individual album cover, disc and video sequence for each recruit is pretty damn impressive. It fits their concept for the class too”new wave”. As an 18 year old who thinks their gonna be a baller and a rapper, you’d think this was so cool.
 
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https://twitter.com/OhioStateFB/status/1075445457755758593

Rose Bowl opponents going with the old NCAA football video game route

Fonting needs a lot of work. Hard to read the height and weight of he player.
 
Fuck, watching all these way better edits from other schools compared to our shit is bumming me out. Plus we're probably gonna lose Turner. I'm totally flaccid right now.
 
Basically I don’t even do this shit anymore, I have no “training”, it’s not my major, and I’m 100% I could do a better job than our guy did.
 
The only bullshit thing about that OU edit is the weak ass briefcase crosley turntable. At least shell out an extra hundo and get something that looks halfway decent... otherwise, blows our shit out of the water.
 
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The only bullshit thing about that OU edit is the weak ass briefcase crosley turntable. At least shell out an extra hundo and get something that looks halfway decent... otherwise, blows our shit out of the water.

Audiophile smack is best smack.
 
Oklahoma is the best I’ve seen this year. UCLA is super clean.

UCLA's is tight AF. Not a fan of Oklahoma's TBH.

Oklahoma’s are creative as fuck

Not a fan of the lame Southern bro pulling the disc out. Also the intro music trying too hard to be Friday Night Lights/Explosion in the sky. Also, I just fucking hate Oklahoma. The Ohio State ones are pretty good.
 
One of neighbors has a little kid who I think might be mildly retarded. If we lose Asa I am going to offer the kid cookies and when he looks up at me with that downsy smile I am going to throw the cookies into the street and step on them. I want someone else to share my pain.
 
Oklahoma is the best I’ve seen this year. UCLA is super clean.

UCLA's is tight AF. Not a fan of Oklahoma's TBH.

Oklahoma’s are creative as fuck

Not a fan of the lame Southern bro pulling the disc out. Also the intro music trying too hard to be Friday Night Lights/Explosion in the sky. Also, I just fucking hate Oklahoma. The Ohio State ones are pretty good.
Each commit has a different person (student asumingly) finding and pulling the album in a variety of different settingshttps://twitter.com/lincolnriley/status/1075417037034414080?s=21
 
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Yeah, that blows our weak ass shit out of the water. Fire whoever came up with our gay bullshit.

Our gay shit is perfectly gay, putting that play button right on the fucking important stuff in preview, while running the same fucking 1:00 intro for each recruit until the important things.

So don't belittle our gay by calling it bullshit, it is massively gay... and apparently quite proud.
 
Oklahoma is the best I’ve seen this year. UCLA is super clean.

UCLA's is tight AF. Not a fan of Oklahoma's TBH.

Oklahoma’s are creative as fuck

Not a fan of the lame Southern bro pulling the disc out. Also the intro music trying too hard to be Friday Night Lights/Explosion in the sky. Also, I just fucking hate Oklahoma. The Ohio State ones are pretty good.
Each commit has a different person (student asumingly) finding and pulling the album in a variety of different settingshttps://twitter.com/lincolnriley/status/1075417037034414080?s=21

WOOD

(the DJ)
 
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