National Championship game thread

Only dumbfuck doogs think Sark isn't going to pound the rock tonight.

His job depends on it.

This. The Sark talk here has jumped the shark. He's going to do what Saban wants him to do.
 
Does Sark get credit for calling these handoffs?

He gets credit for Scarbough's physicality. Rumor is Sark wanted Bama to wear all black for the game but Cowherd said that would make Alabama lethal so it got shut down.
 
Does Sark get credit for calling these handoffs?

He gets credit for Scarbough's physicality. Rumor is Sark wanted Bama to wear all black for the game but Cowherd said that would make Alabama lethal so it got shut down.

This is like your rival fucking a dime and you being like, "I don't give him credit for fucking her. I credit him with bringing the champagne and weed."
 
Does Sark get credit for calling these handoffs?

He gets credit for Scarbough's physicality. Rumor is Sark wanted Bama to wear all black for the game but Cowherd said that would make Alabama lethal so it got shut down.

This is like your rival fucking a dime and you being like, "I don't give him credit for fucking her. I credit him with bringing the champagne and weed."

I talked to a friend who believes in reincarnation, his church believes Sark is the reincarnation of Napolean and that's why he is making a comeback to win it all. If that's the case he gets credited for everything and his career will end in a bang.
 
Does Sark get credit for calling these handoffs?

He gets credit for Scarbough's physicality. Rumor is Sark wanted Bama to wear all black for the game but Cowherd said that would make Alabama lethal so it got shut down.

This is like your rival fucking a dime and you being like, "I don't give him credit for fucking her. I credit him with bringing the champagne and weed."

ehhhh a smudge too far. fucking a dime? he is an offensive coordinator. he was the head coach at USC.
 
This is all going according to plan.

1. Bam wins big
2. Sark gets OC job
3. Sark brings down Bama.
4. Petersen gets UW national championship.
5. ???????
6. Profit
 
This is all going according to plan.

1. Bam wins big
2. Sark gets OC job
3. Sark brings down Bama.
4. Petersen gets UW national championship.
5. ???????
6. Profit
You don't get it. At. All.
 
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