DawgWagonDan
New Fish
This will be a thing of absolute beauty when, after a brief flirtation with the University of Sarks Collapse, Nathaniel Klepto steals a recruit or two away from the Trojans, tells Troy to shuv it where the Southern California sun don't shine, only to sign with his lifelong dream school at the U of W as was always his burning desire. The local RBOKG further cementing his status as Hardcore Husky's most revered recruit and recruiting ring-leader for the Class of 2019.
Mark it down.
This is over the top doogism. This isn't some Sark era bullshit. Petersen wants ZERO commits taking any visits after they commit. No exceptions. It's not like he and Kalepo talked about it and Kalepo explained to him he was just visiting SC to help "recruit other players to UW" and Petersen was cool with it. No. Our program is run by a fucking adult now who doesn't play those games. Just like everybody that takes a visit after committing; Kalepo is now at risk of being dropped. If he was some skill player that could easily be replaced by someone just as good or better he would have already been dropped. But he plays a premium position and has a high upside so he will get the "either you're committed or not" talk from Petersen and how he reacts will dicide whether or not he stays committed.
Simmer down Ballz. It was just an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek attempt at humor. I guess it wasn't obvious enough.
Anyway, yes, I agree. The prudent thing for Pete to do is give him the "are you fully committed to us?" call. If the answer is "no" or "I'm not sure anymore" his scholarship slot will be opened up and the local kid we all praised just a few days ago for his UW advocacy will be looked upon as the ultimate turn-coat recruit, as far as these boreds are concerned.
SC is still perceived as the hot blonde in red stilettos to many of these kids and we? are the wholesome, t-shirt and jeans wearing, attractive, good-girl next door.
the ups and downs...
Who is the coked out whore passed out in a gutter wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt? That's my girl.
Smitty's pack of Beaves?
I was thinking ASU (@Bitchfork) but I'll never turn down a Beaver.
I always think of ASU as the well passed-her-prime slutty stripper, with layers of caked on make-up to hide the underlying leathery and hideous face, bad boob job/fake-titied, valuer track suit wearing gold digger that any red-blooded man would happily nail after 8 or 9 tall cans of Rainier and a taquilla shot. Only to thoroughly regret it the next morning upon realizing that protection was not employed.