Nathan Kalepo, 2019 4* OL, Seattle (Rainier Beach), WA (COMMITTED)

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Leykis 101

Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.

Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
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Tom Leykis? Fucking Christ.

Delete your account.
 
Actually in my bathroom.
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Leykis 101

Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.

Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
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He has some funny stuff, but I can never take the guy seriously when it comes to advice on women. There is zero fucking chance this guy has touched an actual vagina.

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When I was 21 (long fucking time ago) I listened to him a bit and a buddy and I went to one of his listener events at a bar in Seattle. I thought it would be a crazy party with a bunch of hot chicks flashing their tits, which was the impression the show gave. It was anything but. The place was packed but it was a mutant fest. I was probably the only person in the place with dental insurance. It hit me pretty quick that the shit that guy espoused and pushed on his audience was the life philosophy of a white trash loser.

Fuck that guy and fuck me for actually listening to him.
 
Actually in my bathroom.
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Leykis 101

Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.

Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
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He has some funny stuff, but I can never take the guy seriously when it comes to advice on women. There is zero fucking chance this guy has touched an actual vagina.

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tom-leykis-favorite-la-restaurants-bars.jpg
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When I was 21 (long fucking time ago) I listened to him a bit and a buddy and I went to one of his listener events at a bar in Seattle. I thought it would be a crazy party with a bunch of hot chicks flashing their tits, which was the impression the show gave. It was anything but. The place was packed but it was a mutant fest. I was probably the only person in the place with dental insurance. It hit me pretty quick that the shit that guy espoused and pushed on his audience was the life philosophy of a white trash loser.

Fuck that guy and fuck me for actually listening to him.
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Man I hope Kalepo isn't a Tom Leykis fan.
 
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Actually in my bathroom.
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Leykis 101

Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.

Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
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Tom Leykis? Fucking Christ.

Delete your account.
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literal lol
 
Actually in my bathroom.
View attachment 11240
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Leykis 101

Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.

Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
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He has some funny stuff, but I can never take the guy seriously when it comes to advice on women. There is zero fucking chance this guy has touched an actual vagina.

height.182.no_border.width.320.jpg


tom-leykis-favorite-la-restaurants-bars.jpg
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When I was 21 (long fucking time ago) I listened to him a bit and a buddy and I went to one of his listener events at a bar in Seattle. I thought it would be a crazy party with a bunch of hot chicks flashing their tits, which was the impression the show gave. It was anything but. The place was packed but it was a mutant fest. I was probably the only person in the place with dental insurance. It hit me pretty quick that the shit that guy espoused and pushed on his audience was the life philosophy of a white trash loser.

Fuck that guy and fuck me for actually listening to him.
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He is the ultimate neckbeard. The voice of the fatasses who cry victimhood because women won't fuck them.
 
If Kalepo posts/reads here:

1. You are awesome for stomaching this place (90% of this place is sarcastic or hyperbole, so you have thick skin and we love you for that)
2. Your work rallying support for UW recruiting (and UW in general) has already reached legend status. This kind of stuff will carry you for decades, especially in the PNW
3. I love you
 
If Kalepo posts/reads here:

1. You are awesome for stomaching this place (90% of this place is sarcastic or hyperbole, so you have thick skin and we love you for that)
2. Your work rallying support for UW recruiting (and UW in general) has already reached legend status. This kind of stuff will carry you for decades, especially in the PNW
3. I love you
4. LEAVE!
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