Nate Herbig, 2016 OL

[Swaye]

If you think God is telling you to decommit from Stanford so you can get a better look at Wazzu, kill yourself.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

If you think God is telling you to decommit from Stanford so you can get a better look at Wazzu, Satan is the one speaking

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

If you think God is telling you to decommit from Stanford so you can get a better look at Wazzu, Satan is the one speaking

He didn't get in to Stanford you buttfucks. He's really good.

He cares about education and Ikaika Malloe was on the UH staff with his Head Coach, Carl Lee.

This is a gift from heaven. I like him better than Eletise.

 

[Passion]

I like to pray to God and listen when he tells me leaving Stanford is the best thing for my future. I like to do that.

God once told me to trust "the rhythm method." Shouldn't have listened.

 

[CheersWestDawg]

I like to pray to God and listen when he tells me leaving Stanford is the best thing for my future. I like to do that.

God once told me to trust "the rhythm method." Shouldn't have listened.

What the fuck is this? Amateur Hour? Everyone who's ever watched porn knows you're supposed to pull out and shoot it on her ass, tits, or face.

Rhythm method....they ought to call it the Stooge method.

 

[HelfrichFamilyVan]

I like to pray to God and listen when he tells me leaving Stanford is the best thing for my future. I like to do that.

God once told me to trust "the rhythm method." Shouldn't have listened.

What the fuck is this? Amateur Hour? Everyone who's ever watched porn knows you're supposed to pull out and shoot it on her ass, tits, or face.

Rhythm method....they ought to call it the Stooge method.

"or"?

 

[H_D]

If you think God is telling you to decommit from Stanford so you can get a better look at Wazzu, you have (or want) AIDS.

 

[tvoie]

If you think God is telling you to decommit from Stanford so you can get a better look at Wazzu, Satan is the one speaking

He didn't get in to Stanford you buttfucks. He's really good.

He cares about education and Ikaika Malloe was on the UH staff with his Head Coach, Carl Lee.

This is a gift from heaven. I like him better than Eletise.

Better than Eletise? Wow.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

From what I've read, he could have easily gotten into Stanford. It's more about the Tree not having room for him.

What school doesn't have room for offensive linemen?

Any school where Sark is in charge of recruiting.

 

[NEsnake12]

https://twitter.com/nate_herbig/status/685565801244442624

 

[creepycoug]

From what I've read, he could have easily gotten into Stanford. It's more about the Tree not having room for him.

My man, do some research. Nobody "easily" gets into Stanford. You can pop a perfect score on the SAT (thereby putting you objectively in the top 1% nationally) and be valedictorian on a transcript of classes that only smart kids take, and have cured a disease and built a system for running water for a village in Nicaragua, all that, and still not get in.

And anybody who knows their shit will tell you what I wrote is correct. Furd is one of the toughest schools to get into period. It's harder than all but two of the Ivy League schools. EVERYONE wants to go there.

There are more brilliant kids than there is space. That's just the deal. They're in their own league.

What makes them unique among schools in their class is that they are a real division 1 program. If that kid decom'd to consider my alma mater and Wazzu because he's hearing voices, someone needs to check him in to a hospital. They have medicine for that.

 

[creepycoug]

If you think God is telling you to decommit from Stanford so you can get a better look at Wazzu, kill yourself.

I can't improve on this, so I won't bother trying.

 

[Hippopeteamus]

From what I've read, he could have easily gotten into Stanford. It's more about the Tree not having room for him.

My man, do some research. Nobody "easily" gets into Stanford. You can pop a perfect score on the SAT (thereby putting you objectively in the top 1% nationally) and be valedictorian on a transcript of classes that only smart kids take, and have cured a disease and built a system for running water for a village in Nicaragua, all that, and still not get in.

And anybody who knows their shit will tell you what I wrote is correct. Furd is one of the toughest schools to get into period. It's harder than all but two of the Ivy League schools. EVERYONE wants to go there.

There are more brilliant kids than there is space. That's just the deal. They're in their own league.

What makes them unique among schools in their class is that they are a real division 1 program. If that kid decom'd to consider my alma mater and Wazzu because he's hearing voices, someone needs to check him in to a hospital. They have medicine for that.

I wonder how many of the football players got perfect scores on their SAT's and were valedictorians in their respective classes? I am sure they were all reading Being and Time in high school and were taking courses in real analysis at their local university.

 

[HuskyInAZ]

From what I've read, he could have easily gotten into Stanford. It's more about the Tree not having room for him.

My man, do some research. Nobody "easily" gets into Stanford. You can pop a perfect score on the SAT (thereby putting you objectively in the top 1% nationally) and be valedictorian on a transcript of classes that only smart kids take, and have cured a disease and built a system for running water for a village in Nicaragua, all that, and still not get in.

And anybody who knows their shit will tell you what I wrote is correct. Furd is one of the toughest schools to get into period. It's harder than all but two of the Ivy League schools. EVERYONE wants to go there.

There are more brilliant kids than there is space. That's just the deal. They're in their own league.

What makes them unique among schools in their class is that they are a real division 1 program. If that kid decom'd to consider my alma mater and Wazzu because he's hearing voices, someone needs to check him in to a hospital. They have medicine for that.

I hope this is not serious.

 

[creepycoug]

For you two dumb fucks, of course I was not referring to a recruit. But Stanford turns down kids with at or near perfect scores routinely. The rest is for color, but the point is, getting in there is like getting into Harvard.

And even recruits don't easily walk in. But of course it's a much different achievement with sports, especially football.

 

[creepycoug]

From what I've read, he could have easily gotten into Stanford. It's more about the Tree not having room for him.

My man, do some research. Nobody "easily" gets into Stanford. You can pop a perfect score on the SAT (thereby putting you objectively in the top 1% nationally) and be valedictorian on a transcript of classes that only smart kids take, and have cured a disease and built a system for running water for a village in Nicaragua, all that, and still not get in.

And anybody who knows their shit will tell you what I wrote is correct. Furd is one of the toughest schools to get into period. It's harder than all but two of the Ivy League schools. EVERYONE wants to go there.

There are more brilliant kids than there is space. That's just the deal. They're in their own league.

What makes them unique among schools in their class is that they are a real division 1 program. If that kid decom'd to consider my alma mater and Wazzu because he's hearing voices, someone needs to check him in to a hospital. They have medicine for that.

I wonder how many of the football players got perfect scores on their SAT's and were valedictorians in their respective classes? I am sure they were all reading Being and Time in high school and were taking courses in real analysis at their local university.

Likely zero. Referring to admissions generally. 5% or lower admit rate. UW hovers in the mid 50% range with a less talented applicant pool.

Think about it.

 

[HuskyInAZ]

For you two dumb fucks, of course I was not referring to a recruit. But Stanford turns down kids with at or near perfect scores routinely. The rest is for color, but the point is, getting in there is like getting into Harvard.

And even recruits don't easily walk in. But of course it's a much different achievement with sports, especially football.

If you were not referring to recruits, then why the fuck do you post this shit on a football bored?

 

[Hippopeteamus]

From what I've read, he could have easily gotten into Stanford. It's more about the Tree not having room for him.

My man, do some research. Nobody "easily" gets into Stanford. You can pop a perfect score on the SAT (thereby putting you objectively in the top 1% nationally) and be valedictorian on a transcript of classes that only smart kids take, and have cured a disease and built a system for running water for a village in Nicaragua, all that, and still not get in.

And anybody who knows their shit will tell you what I wrote is correct. Furd is one of the toughest schools to get into period. It's harder than all but two of the Ivy League schools. EVERYONE wants to go there.

There are more brilliant kids than there is space. That's just the deal. They're in their own league.

What makes them unique among schools in their class is that they are a real division 1 program. If that kid decom'd to consider my alma mater and Wazzu because he's hearing voices, someone needs to check him in to a hospital. They have medicine for that.

I wonder how many of the football players got perfect scores on their SAT's and were valedictorians in their respective classes? I am sure they were all reading Being and Time in high school and were taking courses in real analysis at their local university.

Likely zero. Referring to admissions generally. 5% or lower admit rate. UW hovers in the mid 50% range with a less talented applicant pool.

Think about it.

But @Bannansandblonds was saying that as a football player he could have gotten in, since you don't need perfect SAT's nor grades to get in as a football player. Also, why would I think about UW's admission rate? I didn't go there. I went to a school that had nearly an 85% and was the only school I applied to or wanted to go to. A low acceptance rate and only accepting people with perfect SAT scores and GPA's does not necessarily mean that a university is good nor that the people who go there are very intelligent.

 

[doogsinparadise]

For you two dumb fucks, of course I was not referring to a recruit. But Stanford turns down kids with at or near perfect scores routinely. The rest is for color, but the point is, getting in there is like getting into Harvard.

And even recruits don't easily walk in. But of course it's a much different achievement with sports, especially football.

Chill the fuck out cabron.

 

[creepycoug]

From what I've read, he could have easily gotten into Stanford. It's more about the Tree not having room for him.

My man, do some research. Nobody "easily" gets into Stanford. You can pop a perfect score on the SAT (thereby putting you objectively in the top 1% nationally) and be valedictorian on a transcript of classes that only smart kids take, and have cured a disease and built a system for running water for a village in Nicaragua, all that, and still not get in.

And anybody who knows their shit will tell you what I wrote is correct. Furd is one of the toughest schools to get into period. It's harder than all but two of the Ivy League schools. EVERYONE wants to go there.

There are more brilliant kids than there is space. That's just the deal. They're in their own league.

What makes them unique among schools in their class is that they are a real division 1 program. If that kid decom'd to consider my alma mater and Wazzu because he's hearing voices, someone needs to check him in to a hospital. They have medicine for that.

I wonder how many of the football players got perfect scores on their SAT's and were valedictorians in their respective classes? I am sure they were all reading Being and Time in high school and were taking courses in real analysis at their local university.

Likely zero. Referring to admissions generally. 5% or lower admit rate. UW hovers in the mid 50% range with a less talented applicant pool.

Think about it.

A low acceptance rate and only accepting people with perfect SAT scores and GPA's does not necessarily mean that a university is good nor that the people who go there are very intelligent.

I was with you until you said that ... especially the last part.