Name your most embarrasing doog moment (deserves it's own thread)

@Baseman told me at the TSIO tailgate that Jack was gonna prove all us haters at HH wrong with a Rose Bowl win middle finger. I contemplated the thought for a moment or two which is pretty Doogish (in the bastardized meaning of the word).
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He told everyone this. I told him to fuck off it’s not going to happen.

This shit hole has beaten the doog out me slowly and surely.
 
Being pumped for Brock “Heisman” Huard right before he got destroyed by Nebraska. Drank my sorrows away and puked all over some dudes back trying to race out of the bar.
 
I got on a plane to go watch Sark get years worth of payback in person, in the desert. We left at halftime 29-7 @Pitchfork51 53-24 final.

Fully fucked and finished where we belonged, Denny's. Called a cab, took forever, got in. He drove us across the parking lot and dropped us off at the hotel.

 
Fuck, where do I start. I thought Jake Locker was a modern age weapon that college football hadn't seen before. I thought that Ty was a good hire. Mainly because his past coaching stops had really hamstrung him from the fast strategy types that couldn't qualify academically. So he'd be able to recruit better at UW and the black kids would think he's really dope because Ty is black. Like they'd sit around talking about rap music to bond.
 
Fuck, where do I start. I thought Jake Locker was a modern age weapon that college football hadn't seen before. I thought that Ty was a good hire. Mainly because his past coaching stops had really hamstrung him from the fast strategy types that couldn't qualify academically. So he'd be able to recruit better at UW and the black kids would think he's really dope because Ty is black. Like they'd sit around talking about rap music to bond.
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I thought he was going to sway Jonathan Stewart to decommit from Oregon just because he was black.
 
I probably thought Gilby couldn't fuck up our team in '03 and that we'd win 10-11 games. I remember I took a first class flight to Columbus to watch us shit the bed against the Buckeyes. It was hard to explain to my ex-wife why we got beat so bad and used our upgrade on that shit.
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This has probably already been bumped, but Dennis had a wife?!?
 
When Keith price took over for locker and started out on fire. I thought he would take us to heights Locker never could. Thought he was better than Griffin in that bowl game and better QBs overall if it weren't for Holt. Part of me still believes that and wishes he was on the 2018 team because he would have been better than Haskins.

I also thought asa, Jeremiah Martin, Joe ngata, Kyle Ford would all comitt to UW because... Why wouldn't they?

In a lonely dark corner of my doogdom , I believe colson yankoff is the answer to a style of offense that gets us over the top

My name is Motown and I'm a doogaholic
 
I thought sark was the 3rd best coach in the conference prior to 2012, thought Holt was holding him back.
I turned after the trust issues game.
 
I got on a plane to go watch Sark get years worth of payback in person, in the desert. We left at halftime 29-7 @Pitchfork51 53-24 final.

Fully fucked and finished where we belonged, Denny's. Called a cab, took forever, got in. He drove us across the parking lot and dropped us off at the hotel.
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I was at that abortion. That's where I learned that USC was targeting Sark.
 
Defending Willingham and Ed Donatell. Donatell had the defense practicing harder than ever. I saw it with my own eyes.
 
dooged it big time after newweasel was canned - Mrs Lebam and I decided to travel to every PAC 10 stadium and see an away game. First game we pick is at Cal - we didn't lose, we got annihilated 156-7 thus are traveling to all the stadiums died in beserkley.

Riding the BART back to Frisco some asshole asked me how the game went - I told him that the huskies bloodied the bears' fists up against our faces until the bears couldn't take it anymore.
 
Fuck, where do I start. I thought Jake Locker was a modern age weapon that college football hadn't seen before. I thought that Ty was a good hire. Mainly because his past coaching stops had really hamstrung him from the fast strategy types that couldn't qualify academically. So he'd be able to recruit better at UW and the black kids would think he's really dope because Ty is black. Like they'd sit around talking about rap music to bond.
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Yeah...it's this kind of thinking that makes for pussified liberals
 
I wrote a letter when I was 8 years old after the first year of Keith Gilbertson, to the AD telling them to hire Tyrone Willingham because he can recruit black players and had experience winning at such an awful place in Stanford. My second paragraph was about Dan Hawkins. The third was about Pat Hill. The second paragraph was longest with the third being a sentence of two less than that because I thought those two options were much more realistic than getting Tyrone Willingham.

I also thought Ty Jones was going to be good and we’d actually play Camilo Eifler inside.
 
I got on a plane to go watch Sark get years worth of payback in person, in the desert. We left at halftime 29-7 @Pitchfork51 53-24 final.

Fully fucked and finished where we belonged, Denny's. Called a cab, took forever, got in. He drove us across the parking lot and dropped us off at the hotel.
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What was worse? The 2013 game when Sark had the number one rushing offense in the pac and ended the half with -5 yards?

The Danny Sullivan squat holt snort hail Mary (not really a hail Mary with 2 guys open)?

2017 13-7 with 3 missed field goals?

2015 Browning throwing 60 times while up by 3 scores?

I love you guys.
 
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