Name your most embarrasing doog moment (deserves it's own thread)

When Jake Browning looked more than solid against Stanford and then pointed at Oregon on the way to 70 points I thought ever so briefly that he didn't suck anymore
 
I probably thought Gilby couldn't fuck up our team in '03 and that we'd win 10-11 games. I remember I took a first class flight to Columbus to watch us shit the bed against the Buckeyes. It was hard to explain to my ex-wife why we got beat so bad and used our upgrade on that shit.
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EX-Wife???
 
I remember talking trash (behind a screen) to this moronic Duck fan after the 4-1 start in 2006. He was genuinely scared and defensive, and secretly I knew we would top out at 7-5 max without any major injuries. It was still fun for a few daze though.

I was genuinely happy with Sark from the 2009 USC game through about the halfway pt of 2010. I remember getting really pissed at being 3-6, but I still thought a change or even a warm seat at that point was premature. Owen12 still seemed like sort of an excuse, even though it should've been 4-8. I did critize him and this USC fag said we were lucky to have him...I'd love to hear his opinion now.

My point of no return was the 2012 LSU game. Obviously they had a talent edge and the SEC West could each beat the Jaguars, but 41-3 was totally unacceptable. They weren't even a top ten team IIRC. It just cemented the mental weakness Sark teams had. Then that fat pos Fetters had the audacity to defend that shit and punish the dissenting. So fuck him.

The 2012 AZ game and some booze sent me on some epic internet rants calling for his head. Then the booze plus the ASU gayme a year later had me calling for another Turk slaughter of annoying Caitlyn Jenner wed Armenians and fat half Armenians.
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I almost died of alcohol poisoning following the LSU game. Woke up in some bushes outside of a Santa Barbara bar. I remember a lesbian acoustic guitar singer (think True Detective) playing the saddest fucking music as I half-slept in the dirt. Truly the end of my doogery.
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(narrator)
"But That was not the end of Doogles' doogery"
 
I remember turning to my wife after that 03 Ohio State game and saying we're fucked for good now

Both Lambo and Gilby got exposed early in year 1 by the Buckeyes.

An odd coincidence

 
I remember turning to my wife after that 03 Ohio State game and saying we're fucked for good now

Both Lambo and Gilby got exposed early in year 1 by the Buckeyes.

An odd coincidence
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Coincidentally they were both good coordinators and lousy head coaches.
 
I remember turning to my wife after that 03 Ohio State game and saying we're fucked for good now

Both Lambo and Gilby got exposed early in year 1 by the Buckeyes.

An odd coincidence
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Coincidentally they were both good coordinators and lousy head coaches.
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Was re watching Rome last week

Marc Antony was also a great #2 and lousy #1

Its not really an insult. Its not easy to be a great #2 because you need to act like a #1 at times but know when to do what your told as well. Antony, Lambo, and Gilby would be welcome on any staff anywhere other than head coach or Consul of Rome
 
I remember turning to my wife after that 03 Ohio State game and saying we're fucked for good now

Both Lambo and Gilby got exposed early in year 1 by the Buckeyes.

An odd coincidence
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Coincidentally they were both good coordinators and lousy head coaches.
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Was re watching Rome last week

Marc Antony was also a great #2 and lousy #1

Its not really an insult. Its not easy to be a great #2 because you need to act like a #1 at times but know when to do what your told as well. Antony, Lambo, and Gilby would be welcome on any staff anywhere other than head coach or Consul of Rome
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@Octavian true?
 
After the 09 USC game I cried actual tears in the stands and proclaimed that we? were back....I felt like Softy. At that moment I thought Sark and Holt would win a championship at UW inside of 3 or 4 years. After the same game I saw Nick Holt in the South Parking lot and ushered him over to sign the door on my RV. I have pics to prove it somewhere...Thank gawd his sharpie sig wore off over the winter. Sark and Holt = Awesome.
 
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I probably thought Gilby couldn't fuck up our team in '03 and that we'd win 10-11 games. I remember I took a first class flight to Columbus to watch us shit the bed against the Buckeyes. It was hard to explain to my ex-wife why we got beat so bad and used our upgrade on that shit.
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Should have known. They couldnt run ball the year before. Rick killed every running game in college with his players. Samek , dawgman guys are fools. Your own fault for walking into a blood bath
 
Thinking browning might be able to pull his head out of his ass for one final game, until hilbers had to play DB against him.
 
The only one I haven't seen that I dooged over was Chris Handy transferring. I'm sick remembering how excited I got over those recruiting classes.
 
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