‘Naked dead woman’ lying on beach turns out to be a very realistic sex doll

[DerekJohnson]

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/23/naked-dead-woman-lying-on-beach-turns-out-to-be-a-realistic-sex-doll-17227867/

J ?

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

@trublue

 

[WestlinnDuck]

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/23/naked-dead-woman-lying-on-beach-turns-out-to-be-a-realistic-sex-doll-17227867/

J ?

Reminds me of a joke that I partially remember. A French male tourist happens to come upon a washed up recently drowned very attractive woman on a beach in Tahiti and begins to have sex with it. Another group of horrified tourists calls the police who immediately arrest the Frenchman and haul him off. Last words heard were, "Sacre bleu, I didn't know she was dead, I thought she was an American".

 

[Sledog]

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/23/naked-dead-woman-lying-on-beach-turns-out-to-be-a-realistic-sex-doll-17227867/

J ?

Reminds me of a joke that I partially remember. A French male tourist happens to come upon a washed up recently drowned very attractive woman on a beach in Tahiti and begins to have sex with it. Another group of horrified tourists calls the police who immediately arrest the Frenchman and haul him off. Last words heard were, "Sacre bleu, I didn't know she was dead, I thought she was an American".

We know it doesn't belong to one of the BidenBros, it'd be a dude doll.

 

[HHusky]

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/23/naked-dead-woman-lying-on-beach-turns-out-to-be-a-realistic-sex-doll-17227867/

J ?

Reminds me of a joke that I partially remember. A French male tourist happens to come upon a washed up recently drowned very attractive woman on a beach in Tahiti and begins to have sex with it. Another group of horrified tourists calls the police who immediately arrest the Frenchman and haul him off. Last words heard were, "Sacre bleu, I didn't know she was dead, I thought she was an American".

We know it doesn't belong to one of the BidenBros, it'd be a dude doll.

Idaho in the house! Tip your server.

 

[Sledog]

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/23/naked-dead-woman-lying-on-beach-turns-out-to-be-a-realistic-sex-doll-17227867/

J ?

Reminds me of a joke that I partially remember. A French male tourist happens to come upon a washed up recently drowned very attractive woman on a beach in Tahiti and begins to have sex with it. Another group of horrified tourists calls the police who immediately arrest the Frenchman and haul him off. Last words heard were, "Sacre bleu, I didn't know she was dead, I thought she was an American".

We know it doesn't belong to one of the BidenBros, it'd be a dude doll.

Idaho in the house! Tip your server.

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You can't even color inside the lines. But I could have guessed that. Call the nurse your drool bucket needs emptying. Oh and tighten your chin strap.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

The item is being kept at a local police station in case its owner decides they want to reclaim their doll.[/b]'

That would make for an awkward conversation.