Mystery WR recruit

Dennis and I have been sexting about this all day and we can't figure out who it is.

So expect a retraction in the next two weeks saying, "things change all the time in recruiting".

I like both you guys, but if I ever text somebody about UW recruiting I will know it's time to end my life.

I didn't realize you were flying up here and heading straight to the Aurora Bridge ...
 
Meanwhile gullible Doogs swoon with anticipation and continue paying K Gizzle $10.95 a month for secret commit threads the mods can't talk about.

 
Dennis and I have been sexting about this all day and we can't figure out who it is.

So expect a retraction in the next two weeks saying, "things change all the time in recruiting".

I like both you guys, but if I ever text somebody about UW recruiting I will know it's time to end my life.

I didn't realize you were flying up here and heading straight to the Aurora Bridge ...

He's meeting you at 7-11 first.
 
Kim locked the thread and told everyone to be respectful about the situation after names started being thrown out. McKnight was one (although he completely fell off the radar during the last recruiting cycle). The other one was some JC kid named Jewison (no relation to Josh Rosen). Hoss says the kid "was a 4 star out of high school" so I'm guessing it's a JC, or a kid who signed last year with another team and is going to do the Eddie Vanderdoes sick grandma routine. Either way, Roof will break the story, Kim will whine about "being right rather than first", and it will be interesting.

Kim struggles in both areas

 
Has to be Ty Jones doesnt it?

Lars singled out Jones as one of the next 5 to commit

therefore

we can rule out Jones.

Back in February he called Marlon Tui to UW and I thought he was on crack. Although his grammar would indicate otherwise, he's not completely Ektarded.
 

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UW is recruiting Steve Sandmeyer?

White guy that chooses the white helmet? No fucking thank you.

I'm shaking and about to vomit.
 
My guess is Darnay Holmes' cousin:

-4* WR in 2015 signed with SDSU
-Left SDSU after less than a week
-Has feces in his throat
-Schools are re-recruiting him to try to land his cousin
-We're in Darnay's top 7 (free pub!)

I would also bet the rumor, as always with secret mystery commits, was never accurate and neither Holmes has a snowballs chance in hell of coming here.
 
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My guess is Darnay Holmes' cousin:

-4* WR in 2015 signed with SDSU
-Left SDSU after less than a week
-Schools are re-recruiting him to try to land his cousin
-We're in Darnay's top 7 (free pub!)

I would also bet the rumor, as always with secret mystery commits, was never accurate and neither Holmes has a snowballs chance in hell of coming here.

Although you may be right, but based on your prediction/guarantee earlier in this thread, perhaps betting on recruiting just ain't your gig.


Lars is 2 for 2, with 3 undecided.

 
My guess is Darnay Holmes' cousin:

-4* WR in 2015 signed with SDSU
-Left SDSU after less than a week
-Has feces in his throat
-Schools are re-recruiting him to try to land his cousin
-We're in Darnay's top 7 (free pub!)

I would also bet the rumor, as always with secret mystery commits, was never accurate and neither Holmes has a snowballs chance in hell of coming here.

Based on this article, kid seems like a head case:http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2015/sep/01/desean-holmes-leaves-sdsu-football-school/
 
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