My thoughts on the class so far (long)

[RoadDawg55]

I'll let you know in four or five years! Time will tell! Either way it will be interesting!

If only there were some way to predict how classes will turn out.

Why even play the games at all? We can determine championships based on gold stars being handed out! The Ducks are back!

Take it to the 'Alabama is doing it the wrong way' bored.

Let's hire Sark as their head coach and see what happens to all that talent.

You might like to read this:https://www.seccountry.com/alabama/nick-saban-changed-college-footballs-recruiting-culture

I'll summarize: Saban thinks recruiting is the most important thing he does.

I'll summarize the relevance to this bored: Pete is much closer to Saban than to Sark.

I will do some extra math for you:

If you don't think recruiting matters, you are wrong.

If you are arguing 'what matters more' then you are a fucking idiot who doesn't understand simple path models of causation.

Most fucking Americans are so fucking retarded they cannot even conceptualize a world in which an outcome can have more than one variable affecting it... but it turns out...

WAIT FOR IT

WAIT FOR IT

WAIR FOT IW

WAIT... JUST A LITTLE LONGER...

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!! WOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOW!!!!

Kreist. Everybody knows recruiting counts. But most sane people know that tweeting 200 times per day about how good this teen boy is and that teen boy isn’t, is not helping UWs situation. In fact, in your case, it’s self serving as it’s clear that you just ache to be the next Roof or Chest.

Sad.

It is sad. I like DDY for making the boards lively b

I'll let you know in four or five years! Time will tell! Either way it will be interesting!

If only there were some way to predict how classes will turn out.

That must be why Texas and USC have been so dominant the past 10 years.

Anyone who says this is a fucking lunatic.

AGAIN - FUCKING PATH MODEL.

DO YOU GET IT??

THERE. IS. MORE THAN. ONE. FACTOR. YOU FUCKING. MORON.

ARE.

YOU.

FUCKING.

RETARDED.

BUT WHAT IS THE BOTTOM LINE?!?!!?!?!? I'M A RETARD AMERICAN!!!! WHAT WORKS EVERY TIME AND IS ALWAYS RIGHT!?!!?!?!?!?

IT IS A FUCKING PATH MODEL.

THERE IS MORE THAN ONE THING THAT CONTRIBUTES TO THE VARIANCE IN THE OUTCOME?!?!

BUT IS IT RECRUITING OR COACHING?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT?!!?!?!

I AM A RETARDO AND I NEED TO KNOW!!!! THE IDEA THAT TWO THINGS CAN MATTER DOES NOT COMPUTE TO ME!!!!!!!!!! I JUST NEED ONE THING!!!!

BUT IT IS A PATH MODDEL.

LIKE THIS YOU FUCKING MINGER:

Fuck off with your path model. It is somewhat Chest like. Recruit good players, develop them, perform on game day. The rest is intellectual bullshit for you to defend your TBS obsession.

But, please tell us again how Strausser is a great coach.

They started playing well under Strausser. Who cares anyways? You post dumb shit sometimes too.

I expect to win PAC 12 championships and contend for natties under Pete. Our standards are the same. I just don't care whether we are ranked 7th, 12th, or 20th in recruiting as long as we win.

 

[HUSKYFANATIC]

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The ultimate realization of FS is a Lamborghini in your mom’s name while you are on public assistance living in projects that are your own personal drug empire.

I may never be able to achieve on that level, but I do aspire to have a car worth more than my house. And I think I can get there.

Also: it’s not a stereotype. FS life is real.

I'd drive through the projects to get to our RB house and always liked the BMWs and the guy getting out with a rack of dry cleaning headed into a shack. Gotta have your priorities

Life is about priorities and principles and if you are FS and not doing things like this you've sold out.

My wife is kind of FS. She could have done just fine with a Toyota Highlander, but had to have an Acura MDX mommy ride for god knows why.

Earl Thomas FS or Section14aFS or DDYFS?

Not enough uses for that acronym, IMO

I love you man (not homo).

I love you man (in a homo way.....the only way)

 

[Gladstone]

I have nothing but the highest standards for uw winning but am content with mid conference recruiting results! Just coach the lads up!

The one roaddawg point that never made much sense to me.

 

[FireCohen]

I have nothing but the highest standards for uw winning but am content with mid conference recruiting results! Just coach the lads up!

The one roaddawg point that never made much sense to me.

There is a ceiling with those guys. U need to recruit at high level to win it all.

 

[PurpleJ]

I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1

 

[PurpleJ]

I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1

@NorwegianHusky

THOUGHTS?!?!?!?!1

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1

I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.

 

[PurpleJ]

I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1

I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.

I'm being completely serious, Dennis! We are missing a HUGE pool of fast strategy recruits in Africa. So what if they've never played? Just sign them up and let them rip it brah! Instant supply of Heisman winners! Surprised no one has thought of it yet!!!

 

[Gladstone]

I have nothing but the highest standards for uw winning but am content with mid conference recruiting results! Just coach the lads up!

The one roaddawg point that never made much sense to me.

There is a ceiling with those guys. U need to recruit at high level to win it all.

You're not an awful poster but completely unremarkable. Stick to mimicking other points.

 

[NorwegianHusky]

I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1

I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.

I'm being completely serious, Dennis! We are missing a HUGE pool of fast strategy recruits in Africa. So what if they've never played? Just sign them up and let them rip it brah! Instant supply of Heisman winners! Surprised no one has thought of it yet!!!

I would appreciate this if it was actually funny, but since it's not... That's not even what I said. I said being a good runner is mostly talent. Athleticism is part of that, but it's not the only thing. Jomon Dotson is athletic, but a shitty RB.

Gaskin is a decent athlete, but he doesn't have elite speed or size. However he is a really instinctive and agile runner, and he's tough. He would've suceeded here with any coach. My whole point is we need a coach who can recruit players with that kind of talent.

If you think we can just luck into another Gaskin, or luck into underrated local recruits every year, and thus recruiting doesn't matter... Then you're even dumber than you pretend to be when you're "trolling".

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1

I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.

I'm being completely serious, Dennis! We are missing a HUGE pool of fast strategy recruits in Africa. So what if they've never played? Just sign them up and let them rip it brah! Instant supply of Heisman winners! Surprised no one has thought of it yet!!!

Such fag, J.

 

[PurpleJ]

A lot of salty teen boy stalkers in this thread.

There is no coming back from saying you don't need to coach running backs. No way. Possibly the dumbest thing ever written on this bored.

Let's sign up USAIN BOLT!!!!1

 

[Gladstone]

Boobs taps out and J subs in. Need to hit our mental illness quota I guess.

 

[PurpleJ]

Boobs taps out and J subs in. Need to hit our mental illness quota I guess.

Boobs is one of the most knowledgeable football posters on this site.

He gets it.

And if we're gonna make fun of mental illness after what happened to the WSU QB, I am OUT. Not classy.

 

[BaldwinIV]

Boobs was funny in spurts and not unintelligent, just extremely autistic. J is short bus

 

[PurpleJ]

Boobs was funny in spurts and not unintelligent, just extremely autistic. J is short bus

Thank you for proving my point for me. You like to do that.

It's almost as if the posters that came here for teenage boys share something in common....

 

[Mosster47]

I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1

I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.

I'm being completely serious, Dennis! We are missing a HUGE pool of fast strategy recruits in Africa. So what if they've never played? Just sign them up and let them rip it brah! Instant supply of Heisman winners! Surprised no one has thought of it yet!!!

Tucson has a pretty high influx of African folks. There is even an area near Cholla high called Little Africa. Sean Elliot grew up in that neighborhood.

Anyways I coached at a big school in the city and we got two African kids. One ran like a deer and looked like a statue. His physique was unreal. I thought I could get something out of him so I threw a football at him during practice one day and it looked like a retarded tyrannosaurus rex was trying to wave a swarm of bees off of him. No dice there.

The other told me that he was glad to be in America and was so glad he no longer had to fear for his life. I asked what made him fear that and he told me he was worried his mother was going to eat him. I of course asked why he thought that and he quickly responded, "Because she ate my little brother." He wasn't much help to the team either.

I coached some adult Germans when I lived over there and they are just soft. Americans are just such rough and barbaric people. No one has the culture to bring up humans that are killers on a football field like we do.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Im tapping out but I think the TBS fags have more fun with their recruiting obsession and try to pretend like it's life or death. It's not. The ups and downs are more fun for most of you than they are for me. There are plenty of good players out there. Get them and win.

 

[BlastDoor]

I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1

I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.

I'm being completely serious, Dennis! We are missing a HUGE pool of fast strategy recruits in Africa. So what if they've never played? Just sign them up and let them rip it brah! Instant supply of Heisman winners! Surprised no one has thought of it yet!!!

Tucson has a pretty high influx of African folks. There is even an area near Cholla high called Little Africa. Sean Elliot grew up in that neighborhood.

Anyways I coached at a big school in the city and we got two African kids. One ran like a deer and looked like a statue. His physique was unreal. I thought I could get something out of him so I threw a football at him during practice one day and it looked like a retarded tyrannosaurus rex was trying to wave a swarm of bees off of him. No dice there.

The other told me that he was glad to be in America and was so glad he no longer had to fear for his life. I asked what made him fear that and he told me he was worried his mother was going to eat him. I of course asked why he thought that and he quickly responded, "Because she ate my little brother." He wasn't much help to the team either.

I coached some adult Germans when I lived over there and they are just soft. Americans are just such rough and barbaric people. No one has the culture to bring up humans that are killers on a football field like we do.

Seems like you're not a good coach.

 

[FireCohen]

I have nothing but the highest standards for uw winning but am content with mid conference recruiting results! Just coach the lads up!

The one roaddawg point that never made much sense to me.

There is a ceiling with those guys. U need to recruit at high level to win it all.

You're not an awful poster but completely unremarkable. Stick to mimicking other points.

Sounds like you care