My new least favorite type of fan

CuntWaffle

CuntWaffle

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Easily are the people who immediately start calling everyone bandwagon fans once their team is elite and asking them where they were when the team sucked. These morons need to go. Yea sorry I wasn't there to support the team when they were terrible, but I bet you weren't either, you just feel compelled to say this because you feel like you are a "better fan" than others.
 
How about people, who aren't on the bandwagon but who were actually fans 20 years ago calling out the bandwagon fans who just decoded to be seakhawk fans recently. Are they ok?

By they warm if you are recently on the bandwagon, DIAFF. I'm not letting you on.
 
Actually, my favorite fans are the ones who were big Green Bay fans who now want to be Seahawks fans but are kind of fucked because their Green Bay debit card tells on them. These tend to be women.
 
How about people, who aren't on the bandwagon but who were actually fans 20 years ago calling out the bandwagon fans who just decoded to be seakhawk fans recently. Are they ok?

By they warm if you are recently on the bandwagon, DIAFF. I'm not letting you on.
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Who gives a shit when or how you became a fan. I didn't realize there was this gigantic screening process involved where you have to submit some sort of application.
 
Back during the first millennium my dad would take me to matches between the Lions and the Christians on crisp fall afternoons.

Everyone was on the lions bandwagon until Constantine converted to Christianity then everyone jumped on the Christian bandwagon.

Those fans were annoying as fuck, and deserved to be crucified upside down in a fucking fire.
 
How about people, who aren't on the bandwagon but who were actually fans 20 years ago calling out the bandwagon fans who just decoded to be seakhawk fans recently. Are they ok?

By they warm if you are recently on the bandwagon, DIAFF. I'm not letting you on.
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Who gives a shit when or how you became a fan. I didn't realize there was this gigantic screening process involved where you have to submit some sort of application.
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Be a fan all you want. No screening process, but don't be mad when you are identified as a front running bandwagoner as you root "us" on in the big game.
 
Who is Curt Warner? Like Kurt Warner, the Rams and Cardinals QB?
 
"Be a fan all you want. No screening process, but don't be mad when you are identified as a front running bandwagoner as you root "us" on in the big game."

Damone...fucking...nails it.

CW: your ass got pegged (accurately) as a bandwagoner...go cry somewhere else. And when you say "Who gives a shit when or how you became a fan"...well? You do Cleatus! Look how much it ruffled your panties.

Look forward to watching you chase your tail some more here...fucking comedy.
 
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When the Mariners put together a special playoff run, you will not be allowed on the bandwagon. Unless of course you are. Then you will be.
 
The least favorite type of fan is the one who thinks they are superior because the team they root for is better than other teams that other fans root for.
 
The least favorite type of fan is the one who thinks they are superior because the team they root for is better than other teams that other fans root for.
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that's every fanbase, except for a select few who have never had any success
 
There's nothing really wrong with being a bandwagon fan. I am one with the Mariners. I follow the box scores, but I won't watch a game until they are near the top of the standings, and there are no other sporting options. I don't blame people for not wanting to watch the Seahawks during the end of Homgren's run, Mora's year, or the beginning of the Carroll era. They sucked, and were really boring to watch, similar to UW football for most of the past 13 years. I have wondered many times why I continue to watch both teams.

The problem are your aunt's, cousins, and co-workers who don't even know what a first down is that talk about how much they love the Seahawks. They make a facebook post about how Sherman is the best corner in the league when they probably couldn't even name another corner in the league. Bandwagon fans that have knowledge of the game are perfectly fine with me.
 
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There's nothing really wrong with being a bandwagon fan. I am one with the Mariners. I follow the box scores, but I won't watch a game until they are near the top of the standings, and there are no other sporting options. I don't blame people for not wanting to watch the Seahawks during the end of Homgren's run, Mora's year, or the beginning of the Carroll era. They sucked, and were really boring to watch, similar to UW football for most of the past 13 years. I have wondered many times why I continue to watch both teams.

The problem are your aunt's, cousins, and co-workers who don't even know what a first down is that talk about how much they love the Seahawks. They make a facebook post about how Sherman is the best corner in the league when they probably couldn't even name another corner in the league. Bandwagon fans that have knowledge of the game are perfectly fine with me.
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My bro in law, decked out in Seahawk gear and cheering his ass off referred to the center as "the hiker". Case closed. End of discussion.
 
My bro in law, decked out in Seahawk gear and cheering his ass off referred to the center as "the hiker". Case closed. End of discussion.
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Sounds like a scarf model.

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