My Custom Baller Watch

[PurpleJ]

Eat u heart out @Swaye

 

[Doogles]

I admire the dial markers look like cat whiskers. Truly a gorgeous custom for Princess J.

 

[YellowSnow]

Oh come on J. That's not a baller 4/20 watch. This is a baller 4/20 watch.

@Doogles

 

[PurpleJ]

Would it surprise anyone here to know that I haven’t smoked weed or drank in over a month, and I quit cigs and coffee a few weeks ago to boot?

#goodperson
#cleanandsober
#cleansemychiduck

 

[Doogles]

Would it surprise anyone here to know that I haven’t smoked weed or drank in over a month, and I quit cigs and coffee a few weeks ago to boot?

#goodperson
#cleanandsober
#cleansemychiduck

Checks out. That watch looks like it was made during mandatory Rehab arts & crafts hour

 

[PurpleJ]

I would rock the fuck out of that if I was a coke dealer or a rapper.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Why coffee?

 

[PurpleJ]

Why coffee?

It triggers cravings. Nothing like a nice morning smoke with covfefe.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Why coffee?

It triggers cravings. Nothing like a nice morning smoke with covfefe.

Gotcha. I dated a girl once who quite smoking but still smoked if she was drinking and/or driving, as that mental connection was too strong. Shorthand: she didn't quit smoking.

 

[Swaye]

Why coffee?

It triggers cravings. Nothing like a nice morning smoke with covfefe.

Gotcha. I dated a girl once who quite smoking but still smoked if she was drinking and/or driving, as that mental connection was too strong. Shorthand: she didn't quit smoking.

If she smokes she pokes!

 

[DerekJohnson]

J?

worried about u and your watch

 

[Swaye]

Oh come on J. That's not a baller 4/20 watch. This is a baller 4/20 watch.

@Doogles

Funny. I was watching the X-men flick on my flgiht from Istanbul to Doha last night and noticed Professor X rocking a black dial Milgauss.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Why coffee?

It triggers cravings. Nothing like a nice morning smoke with covfefe.

Gotcha. I dated a girl once who quite smoking but still smoked if she was drinking and/or driving, as that mental connection was too strong. Shorthand: she didn't quit smoking.

If she smokes she pokes!

Truth. Mrs. Throbber v1.0 was a smoke when she drank gal.

First date close.

then things went to shit.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Why coffee?

It triggers cravings. Nothing like a nice morning smoke with covfefe.

Gotcha. I dated a girl once who quite smoking but still smoked if she was drinking and/or driving, as that mental connection was too strong. Shorthand: she didn't quit smoking.

If she smokes she pokes!

She did, indeed. Other guys too!

 

[YellowSnow]

Why coffee?

It triggers cravings. Nothing like a nice morning smoke with covfefe.

Gotcha. I dated a girl once who quite smoking but still smoked if she was drinking and/or driving, as that mental connection was too strong. Shorthand: she didn't quit smoking.

If she smokes she pokes!

Truth. Mrs. Throbber v1.0 was a smoke when she drank gal.

First date close.

then things went to shit.

#metoo (but w/o the cigs )

Then things went to piss.

 

[PurpleJ]

Why coffee?

It triggers cravings. Nothing like a nice morning smoke with covfefe.

Gotcha. I dated a girl once who quite smoking but still smoked if she was drinking and/or driving, as that mental connection was too strong. Shorthand: she didn't quit smoking.

I’ve “quit” enough times to know that unless you cut out all the triggers, you will start up again. It’s just a matter of time.

 

[PurpleJ]

J?

worried about u and your watch

Is platinum dawg.

 

[PurpleJ]

Got shitfaced last night and bought a pack of cigs.

#DangerZone

 

[DerekJohnson]

Got shitfaced last night and bought a pack of cigs.

#DangerZone

#TampaLife

 

[PurpleJ]

Got shitfaced last night and bought a pack of cigs.

#DangerZone

#TampaLife

Maybe I’ll luck out and get a blowjob from an alligator tonight!