Mount Rushmore of movies that should never be remade under any circumstances?

[El_K]

I guess you can omit the movies that could never be made today, like Revenge of the Nerds or White Chicks or The Toy.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Animal House

 

[dnc]

The Princess Bride

 

[pawz]

Debbie Does Dallas

Wait. Wat?

 

[RaceBannon]

Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
Outlaw Josey Wales
Unforgiven

Clint Eastwood movie that could be remade

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

 

[huskyhooligan]

The Warriors
Forrest Gump
Godfather
Goonies

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Wizard of Oz.

Fucking flying monkeys.

 

[chuck]

The Birds.

I suspect that many birds were harmed in the filming of that film. Can't be doing that in this day and age.

 

[haie]

Se7en.

 

[rodmansrage]

blazing saddles.

 

[DerekJohnson]

 

[Doogles]

Rudy

 

[LebamDawg]

All movies? especially Gone With the Wind - I laffed when I saw it, the story line and dialogue was hilarious - they would not make it a comedy like the original

 

[seatownfunk]

I could go for another Schindler's List.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I could go for another Schindler's List.

The remake will feature an all-black/transgender cast.

Because that's totally realistic.

 

[dnc]

I could go for another Schindler's List.

The remake will feature an all-black/transgender cast.

Because that's totally realistic.

The true Holocaust was against the courageous transgender heroes of the Weimer Republic. The Jews just coopted their pain. Never forget that.

 

[RaceBannon]

The idea of black nazi storm troopers made me laugh

 

[El_K]

I could see Scarlet Johansson playing a black trans person.

 

[dflea]

Patton

 

[chuck]

I could go for another Schindler's List.

The remake will feature an all-black/transgender cast.

Because that's totally realistic.

You can't prove that Oscar Shindler wasn't credited with the deeds of a transgender, half Asian, half African woman.