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“Kim, are you too busy to do the thing we pay you for?”

“I’ll try”
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I wonder what the renewal percentage is over at Dawgman?

Edit: Can you imagine waiting on pins and needles for "insight" from Kim when you could be waiting for Stalin's dial-up connection to be stable enough so you can find out if we're blessed with another legendary drunk @WoolleyDoog cameo?

 
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“Kim, are you too busy to do the thing we pay you for?”

“I’ll try”
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I wonder what the renewal percentage is over at Dawgman?

Edit: Can you imagine waiting on pins and needles for "insight" from Kim when you could be waiting for Stalin's dial-up connection to be stable enough so you can find out if we're blessed with another legendary drunk @WoolleyDoog cameo?
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For a few reasons, the Sugar Bowl was maybe the only game this year where I didn't drink a drop before, during, or after other than a small sip of champagne after. That won't be the case Monday, especially if WE win.
 
Never said which gender the blondes are. Wonder who’s “slamming” him?
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The balla twins
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I once took a piss at a urinal between Softy and BallaJ. I was embarrassed for myself that I recognized either of them.
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I had this exact feeling being on the same plane as Kim back from New Orleans. Felt pathetic for about 10 seconds for even knowing who he is. He’s even weirder up close and is also just disgusting looking.

I was never a dawgman guy so don’t know the origin story, but how does he even have a press credential? It’s insane and an embarrassment to the athletic department. Dannen should have revoked that shit on his first day.
 
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Never said which gender the blondes are. Wonder who’s “slamming” him?
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The balla twins
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I once took a piss at a urinal between Softy and BallaJ. I was embarrassed for myself that I recognized either of them.
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You should be more embarrassed for staring at his Softy
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“Kim, are you too busy to do the thing we pay you for?”

“I’ll try”
Click to expand...

I wonder what the renewal percentage is over at Dawgman?

Edit: Can you imagine waiting on pins and needles for "insight" from Kim when you could be waiting for Stalin's dial-up connection to be stable enough so you can find out if we're blessed with another legendary drunk @WoolleyDoog cameo?
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Ouch

Your serve, Stalin
 
Also, he still wants to bang Sark
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Kim has gotta be 60 something years old at this point and he still talks about women like he 16. He is not surrounded by beautiful women that think he's a big shot. Not that he pulled major chicks when he was younger anyways. It's a really weird persona he tries to portray. I am confident that Women think he is gross. Especially flight attendants.

The defense of sark is hilarious as always. Every analyst in the country is wonder why in the hell they were doing rpo's when uw couldn't stop the handoffs. He would never defend Pete or Rick to these levels. It is seriously creepy.
 
If you have to tell people that you have lots of friends and an active social life, then you almost assuredly have no friends and no social life.

Big time "my girlfriend is really hot, you just haven't met her cause she goes to another high school" energy from this emperor of the dorks.
 
If you have to tell people that you have lots of friends and an active social life, then you almost assuredly have no friends and no social life.

Big time "my girlfriend is really hot, you just haven't met her cause she goes to another high school" energy from this emperor of the dorks.
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I think the self awareness is gonna kick in after his cringe comments every time. Then he just keeps generating more great content. Hard to top the first row behind first class and the flight attendant telling him to shut up though.
 
Also, he still wants to bang Sark
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Kim has gotta be 60 something years old at this point and he still talks about women like he 16. He is not surrounded by beautiful women that think he's a big shot. Not that he pulled major chicks when he was younger anyways. It's a really weird persona he tries to portray. I am confident that Women think he is gross. Especially flight attendants.

The defense of sark is hilarious as always. Every analyst in the country is wonder why in the hell they were doing rpo's when uw couldn't stop the handoffs. He would never defend Pete or Rick to these levels. It is seriously creepy.
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Now that I'm older I do find the prospect of being a 60 year old "player" to be a bit pathetic and a sign of a man who was never able to succeed as a husband.

But Kim is several tiers below that. He's in his 60s and it's clear to everyone that none of the "blondes" he talks about are consensually touching his dick. He's incapable of both being a life partner for a woman and getting pussy that he didn't have to pay for.
 
Also, he still wants to bang Sark
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Kim has gotta be 60 something years old at this point and he still talks about women like he 16. He is not surrounded by beautiful women that think he's a big shot. Not that he pulled major chicks when he was younger anyways. It's a really weird persona he tries to portray. I am confident that Women think he is gross. Especially flight attendants.

The defense of sark is hilarious as always. Every analyst in the country is wonder why in the hell they were doing rpo's when uw couldn't stop the handoffs. He would never defend Pete or Rick to these levels. It is seriously creepy.
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The 1st and goal swing pass with :15 left for -1 yards and 5 seconds off the clock was one of the worst playcalls in the history of the sport. But sure, sark is one of the best!
 
Also, he still wants to bang Sark
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Kim has gotta be 60 something years old at this point and he still talks about women like he 16. He is not surrounded by beautiful women that think he's a big shot. Not that he pulled major chicks when he was younger anyways. It's a really weird persona he tries to portray. I am confident that Women think he is gross. Especially flight attendants.

The defense of sark is hilarious as always. Every analyst in the country is wonder why in the hell they were doing rpo's when uw couldn't stop the handoffs. He would never defend Pete or Rick to these levels. It is seriously creepy.
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The 1st and goal swing pass with :15 left for -1 yards and 5 seconds off the clock was one of the worst playcalls in the history of the sport. But sure, sark is one of the best!
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Allegedly that was a check down, but I’m pretty sure Sark was lying through his teeth when he said that.
 
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