Moore deciding between UW and the Dallas Cowboys

[bananasnblondes]

Has anyone rushed to tweet Moore about how great UW is?

Kodak has been DMing him his purple knob all night.

I know you're being sarcastic but I doubt that
https://twitter.com/SBRBNKodak_BDTW/status/1211856584663371776

https://twitter.com/SBRBNKodak_BDTW/status/1214600988570468352

If we dont get him, he'll be bitching next week that we didnt try harder to get Moore.

It's interesting that he really is on an island with this one as both DDY and Coker have said that getting Moore would be a "hire that a big boy program makes"

 

[dnc]

Has anyone rushed to tweet Moore about how great UW is?

Kodak has been DMing him his purple knob all night.

I know you're being sarcastic but I doubt that
https://twitter.com/SBRBNKodak_BDTW/status/1211856584663371776

https://twitter.com/SBRBNKodak_BDTW/status/1214600988570468352

If we dont get him, he'll be bitching next week that we didnt try harder to get Moore.

It's interesting that he really is on an island with this one as both DDY and Coker have said that getting Moore would be a "hire that a big boy program makes"

@AIRWOLF doesn't want him either.

Hell, most of the posters here don't want Moore.

I don't think he's on an island.

 

[NEsnake12]

I want Moore because at this point, the better alternatives aren’t coming to UW

 

[CuntWaffle]

Funny how when Moore is a wanted asset all of a sudden he goes from mediocre to smokin hot.

 

[UWhuskytskeet]

Is his wife from WA too?

 

[insinceredawg]

Is his wife from WA too?

Yup, married his HS gfhttp://www.playerwives.com/nfl/detroit-lions/kellen-moores-wife-julie-moore/

I had to look up where the fuck Prosser was and it's about 45 mins past Yakima, about 3 hours from Seattle. For some reason I thought it was further east. Doubt he comes here but you can never ignore the allure of coming back home.

 

[RoadDawg55]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DougFarrar/status/1214578286371540992?s=20

Setting me up for heartbreak

Have no idea how a college OC position would better position a guy for a NFL head coaching job but hey... It must be true.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Has anyone rushed to tweet Moore about how great UW is?

Kodak has been DMing him his purple knob all night.

I know you're being sarcastic but I doubt that
https://twitter.com/SBRBNKodak_BDTW/status/1211856584663371776

https://twitter.com/SBRBNKodak_BDTW/status/1214600988570468352

If we dont get him, he'll be bitching next week that we didnt try harder to get Moore.

It's interesting that he really is on an island with this one as both DDY and Coker have said that getting Moore would be a "hire that a big boy program makes"

@AIRWOLF doesn't want him either.

Hell, most of the posters here don't want Moore.

I don't think he's on an island.

On an island? Kid has never left his basement.

 

[digits]

Is his wife from WA too?

Yup, married his HS gfhttp://www.playerwives.com/nfl/detroit-lions/kellen-moores-wife-julie-moore/

I had to look up where the fuck Prosser was and it's about 45 mins past Yakima, about 3 hours from Seattle. For some reason I thought it was further east. Doubt he comes here but you can never ignore the allure of coming back home.

I'm hearing Washington is not "home" because he's from Eastern WA, not Seattle, and attended Boise Community College, which is actually in Idaho, if you were not awares.

Don't twist, that's just what I'm hearing.

 

[Neighbor2972]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DougFarrar/status/1214578286371540992?s=20

Setting me up for heartbreak

Have no idea how a college OC position would better position a guy for a NFL head coaching job but hey... It must be true.

The idea is that McCarthy is an offensive coach, Lake is a defensive coach, so he would have more control.

But it's the Cowboys, this isnt happening.

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

I predict he picks neither, and ends up with a different NFL OC gig where he gets to call plays.

 

[FireCohen]

I want him now that he's a hot commodity.

We're viewing him in the same manner women view prospective mates

@Doog_de_Jour true?

No way. I want the most pathetic, loser candidate...less competition and easier to bend to one’s will.

Oddly, I am very turned on

Oddly?

She is woman

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Funny how when Moore is a wanted asset all of a sudden he goes from mediocre to smokin hot.

I want him now that he's a hot commodity.

We're viewing him in the same manner women view prospective mates

If there's one thing worse than having to settle for a 5 at the bar at 2am it's being rejected by that 5 and resorting to sending a booty call pm to your now fat ex.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Is his wife from WA too?

Yup, married his HS gfhttp://www.playerwives.com/nfl/detroit-lions/kellen-moores-wife-julie-moore/

I had to look up where the fuck Prosser was and it's about 45 mins past Yakima, about 3 hours from Seattle. For some reason I thought it was further east. Doubt he comes here but you can never ignore the allure of coming back home.

Gadzooks.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Jerrah is shakin in his boots

 

[DawgDaze71]

Is his wife from WA too?

Yup, married his HS gfhttp://www.playerwives.com/nfl/detroit-lions/kellen-moores-wife-julie-moore/

I had to look up where the fuck Prosser was and it's about 45 mins past Yakima, about 3 hours from Seattle. For some reason I thought it was further east. Doubt he comes here but you can never ignore the allure of coming back home.

THIS. He's home in 3-4 hours. He could go home and buy the biggest home in Prosser. Let's stop doogin. We all know married men are wrapped around their wives fingers. If Mrs Moore doesn't like Texas ...they're out. Kellen is going where Blondie tells him.

 

[HuskyJW]

Funny how when Moore is a wanted asset all of a sudden he goes from mediocre to smokin hot.

I want him now that he's a hot commodity.

We're viewing him in the same manner women view prospective mates

If there's one thing worse than having to settle for a 5 at the bar at 2am it's being rejected by that 5 and resorting to sending a booty call pm to your now fat ex.

This hits way to close to home

 

[insinceredawg]

Sub K melting down over the Moore speculation. Either he's taking his shtick to another level or he's seriously losing his mind.

 

[DawgDaze71]

Sub K crush on Monken is hotter than Pete's crush on Russell Wilson

 

[FireCohen]

Sub K melting down over the Moore speculation. Either he's taking his shtick to another level or he's seriously losing his mind.

Dude is nuts, and not in a good way