Miranda Lambert

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Always had a hard on for her, but knowing what a wildcat skank she is makes me want her that much more!

In addition, knowing she fucked that swamp assed mother fucker Jamey Johnson makes me feel like I gots a shot ... awwwww ya!

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She might have a loose Wizard's Sleeve now.

All the more reason someone should blow open her discipline hole.
 
I'd hit every chick on that cover including Cybil Sheppard.

Man I had a purple throbber for back in the day. Watch the Last Picture Show sometime
 
I'd hit every chick on that cover including Cybil Sheppard.

Man I had a purple throbber for back in the day. Watch the Last Picture Show sometime
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Cybil Sheppard was a naughty girl. Wood definitely hit to bring back some post-pubscent brb, jo memories.
 
Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.
 
Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.
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I think a nerve has been struck. The line for gay country man love fests is over there ----------->
 
Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.
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He still has swamp ass.
 
Jamey Johnson has 100x the talent than any of these pussy country "artists" being played on the radio.

As Shooter Jennings says: "Hey pretty boy in your cowboy hat/You couldn't hit country with a baseball bat...You say you're an outlaw in your perfect boots/that you got from your record label's image group." Pretty much sums it up.

Give me some Jamey Johnson, Shooter, Hank 3 over these contrived bullshit country acts. Hell, I remember when Blake Shelton had a fucking mullet and told the crowd that he was too country for them. Now he's a record exec's prototype. Jamey Johnson would rather live in a cardboard box before he ever was told to get a fucking manicure and host the voice.
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Awesomed for Hank 3
 
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