Minnesota AD is a 1/2 Brain

Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC

 
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Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC

Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawg
 
Why do you hate the San Diego Tritons?

Broken down coach to coach, I take Urban over Saban. It's close, 1A 1B type stuff, but when splitting hairs you have to go by most recent performance. The last two years Saban, in addition to losing head-to-head, has turned into a bit of a whiny cunt who can't take responsibility for his own choke jobs. Urban has been unreal, adapting to injuries, recruiting, everything. tOSU is the premier program in College Football now.

Harbaugh over Malzan. What Harbaugh did at a D2 doormat, then Stanford, then the 49ers has to be one of the best stretches for any coach in football history. The turnaround at Stanford alone might be the most impressive. Saban couldn't hack it from a pure football sense in the NFL, so he doesn't have whatever intangible that is that decides which star college coaches successfully make the leap vs. the ones that flop. Harbaugh does, and he also has what it takes to recruit and win at this level too. Michigan is going to be scary. Malzan can't hold his jock.

I'll take Miles over Franklin, only bc he is funny and does have the natty and Franklin has yet to have a truly "great" season, though we'll find out more now that he's at an actual football school.

Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC

Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawg

 
Why do you hate the San Diego Tritons?

Broken down coach to coach, I take Urban over Saban. It's close, 1A 1B type stuff, but when splitting hairs you have to go by most recent performance. The last two years Saban, in addition to losing head-to-head, has turned into a bit of a whiny cunt who can't take responsibility for his own choke jobs. Urban has been unreal, adapting to injuries, recruiting, everything. tOSU is the premier program in College Football now.

Harbaugh over Malzan. What Harbaugh did at a D2 doormat, then Stanford, then the 49ers has to be one of the best stretches for any coach in football history. The turnaround at Stanford alone might be the most impressive. Saban couldn't hack it from a pure football sense in the NFL, so he doesn't have whatever intangible that is that decides which star college coaches successfully make the leap vs. the ones that flop. Harbaugh does, and he also has what it takes to recruit and win at this level too. Michigan is going to be scary. Malzan can't hold his jock.

I'll take Miles over Franklin, only bc he is funny and does have the natty and Franklin has yet to have a truly "great" season, though we'll find out more now that he's at an actual football school.

Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC

Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawg

You lost me at Tritons.

USD's mascot are the Toreros.

Bullfighting superiority guy.

 
Why do you hate the San Diego Tritons?

Broken down coach to coach, I take Urban over Saban. It's close, 1A 1B type stuff, but when splitting hairs you have to go by most recent performance. The last two years Saban, in addition to losing head-to-head, has turned into a bit of a whiny cunt who can't take responsibility for his own choke jobs. Urban has been unreal, adapting to injuries, recruiting, everything. tOSU is the premier program in College Football now.

Harbaugh over Malzan. What Harbaugh did at a D2 doormat, then Stanford, then the 49ers has to be one of the best stretches for any coach in football history. The turnaround at Stanford alone might be the most impressive. Saban couldn't hack it from a pure football sense in the NFL, so he doesn't have whatever intangible that is that decides which star college coaches successfully make the leap vs. the ones that flop. Harbaugh does, and he also has what it takes to recruit and win at this level too. Michigan is going to be scary. Malzan can't hold his jock.

I'll take Miles over Franklin, only bc he is funny and does have the natty and Franklin has yet to have a truly "great" season, though we'll find out more now that he's at an actual football school.

Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC

Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawg

You lost me at Tritons.

USD's mascot are the Toreros.

Bullfighting superiority guy.

I was thinking UCSD, my bad
 
Why do you hate the San Diego Tritons?

Broken down coach to coach, I take Urban over Saban. It's close, 1A 1B type stuff, but when splitting hairs you have to go by most recent performance. The last two years Saban, in addition to losing head-to-head, has turned into a bit of a whiny cunt who can't take responsibility for his own choke jobs. Urban has been unreal, adapting to injuries, recruiting, everything. tOSU is the premier program in College Football now.

Harbaugh over Malzan. What Harbaugh did at a D2 doormat, then Stanford, then the 49ers has to be one of the best stretches for any coach in football history. The turnaround at Stanford alone might be the most impressive. Saban couldn't hack it from a pure football sense in the NFL, so he doesn't have whatever intangible that is that decides which star college coaches successfully make the leap vs. the ones that flop. Harbaugh does, and he also has what it takes to recruit and win at this level too. Michigan is going to be scary. Malzan can't hold his jock.

I'll take Miles over Franklin, only bc he is funny and does have the natty and Franklin has yet to have a truly "great" season, though we'll find out more now that he's at an actual football school.

Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC

Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawg

I don't know if Saban couldn't hack it in the NFL. I think he probably could. Saban and his front office fucked up and traded for Culpepper instead of signing Brees. If they made the right move, he would have done well. His defenses were good. He was also only there for two seasons.
 
Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC

As always, Mark Dantonio gets no love. That guy is a fucking good coach. James Franklin isn't worthy to pump his gas.
 
Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC

As always, Mark Dantonio gets no love. That guy is a fucking good coach. James Franklin isn't worthy to pump his gas.

Dantonio is the clear #3 in the BIG. Hope my Spartans are ready this year for Oregon
 
Why do you hate the San Diego Tritons?

Broken down coach to coach, I take Urban over Saban. It's close, 1A 1B type stuff, but when splitting hairs you have to go by most recent performance. The last two years Saban, in addition to losing head-to-head, has turned into a bit of a whiny cunt who can't take responsibility for his own choke jobs. Urban has been unreal, adapting to injuries, recruiting, everything. tOSU is the premier program in College Football now.

Harbaugh over Malzan. What Harbaugh did at a D2 doormat, then Stanford, then the 49ers has to be one of the best stretches for any coach in football history. The turnaround at Stanford alone might be the most impressive. Saban couldn't hack it from a pure football sense in the NFL, so he doesn't have whatever intangible that is that decides which star college coaches successfully make the leap vs. the ones that flop. Harbaugh does, and he also has what it takes to recruit and win at this level too. Michigan is going to be scary. Malzan can't hold his jock.

I'll take Miles over Franklin, only bc he is funny and does have the natty and Franklin has yet to have a truly "great" season, though we'll find out more now that he's at an actual football school.

Meyer and Harbaugh and Franklin >>>>>> Saban and Malzan and (Miles?)

Their coach is one more stroke away from half-a-brain

He's strangely a pretty good coach. Not great, but solid.
That's because most of the coaches in the big10 are really fucking bad.

Most coaches in any league are bad. But at the top the BIG is second only to the SEC

Saban and Miles and Gus have natties. Harbaugh has nothing. Ask @RavennaDawg

I don't know if Saban couldn't hack it in the NFL. I think he probably could. Saban and his front office fucked up and traded for Culpepper instead of signing Brees. If they made the right move, he would have done well. His defenses were good. He was also only there for two seasons.

That's all you need to know.
 
When the Seahawks hired Carroll I thought it was the perfect Seattle move to hire a guy that had been fired twice already and was considered a NFL failure.

Little did I know
 
When the Seahawks hired Carroll I thought it was the perfect Seattle move to hire a guy that had been fired twice already and was considered a NFL failure.

Little did I know

I hated the move too.
 
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