Minion for hire

Who is Sven? Does he poast here?
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I don't know but now I need to find someone whose waste of internet board space I could follow, and whose butthole I could lick and swallow.

I'm going with:

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Over this:

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And this:

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Who is Sven? Does he poast here?
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You fuckers are beyond hopeless. Sven gone, Keeley good. Not complicated.
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You're right, it really ISN'T fucking complicated. When a team has the worst offense in college football, with more than enough resources to not have the worse offense in college football, then everyone associated with said offense sucks cock and isn't right for a game where, and read carefully here because I know you're a retard, YOU HAVE TO SCORE MORE FUCKING POINTS THAN THE OTHER TEAM TO WIN.

Decent (not elite, shut the fuck up) defense + decent special teams + worst offense in college football = 6-8 wins every year, possibly even 5 or 9.

Jesus CHRIST. Who are the actual fucking minions on this board?
 
Sven never had minions. He is Harv's minion, so we're all actually Harv's minions.
 
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The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

Qualifications:
- Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
- Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
- Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
- Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

Accomplishments:
- Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
- Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
- Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

Interests:
- Star Wars
- Pokemon
- Death by fire

References:
- @PurpleJ
- @doogsinparadise
- @haie
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Some helpful advice, @HuskyInAZ

You'll never make a post better than this. You should probably quit while you're on top.
 
Disafuckingree. Poor people from Arizona who get shit on for dooginess have nothing worthwhile to say.

Lol Star Wars and Pokemon? Keep fishing faggot.
 
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