Minion for hire

[EsophagealFeces]

Now that Sven is dead, my services are available. PM me if you're interested. I only accept payment in Svenbucks.

 

[HuskyInAZ]

The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

Qualifications:
- Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
- Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
- Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
- Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

Accomplishments:
- Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
- Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
- Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

Interests:
- Star Wars
- Pokemon
- Death by fire

References:
- @PurpleJ
- @doogsinparadise
- @haie

 

[haie]

^ LOL

 

[haie]

He mad.

 

[HuskyInAZ]

He mad.

Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.

 

[haie]

He mad.

Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.

Sounds like you're mad.

 

[DontCallMeShirley]

He mad.

Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.

Sounds like you're mad.

Do you care? Seems like it.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

Qualifications:
- Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
- Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
- Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
- Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

Accomplishments:
- Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
- Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
- Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

Interests:
- Star Wars
- Pokemon
- Death by fire

References:
- @PurpleJ
- @doogsinparadise
- @haie

Sounds like you care.

 

[DontCallMeShirley]

The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

Qualifications:
- Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
- Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
- Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
- Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

Accomplishments:
- Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
- Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
- Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

Interests:
- Star Wars
- Pokemon
- Death by fire

References:
- @PurpleJ
- @doogsinparadise
- @haie

Sounds like you care.

Seems like you do too.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

Qualifications:
- Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
- Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
- Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
- Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

Accomplishments:
- Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
- Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
- Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

Interests:
- Star Wars
- Pokemon
- Death by fire

References:
- @PurpleJ
- @doogsinparadise
- @haie

Sounds like you care.

Seems like you do too.

Not particularly. I actually laughed my ass off at his post. The only reason I started this thread to was to elicit that reaction. Mission accomplished.

 

[HuskyInAZ]

The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

Qualifications:
- Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
- Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
- Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
- Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

Accomplishments:
- Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
- Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
- Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

Interests:
- Star Wars
- Pokemon
- Death by fire

References:
- @PurpleJ
- @doogsinparadise
- @haie

Sounds like you care.

I do. That's why I spent the time on the post.

 

[RoadDawg55]

The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

Qualifications:
- Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
- Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
- Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
- Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

Accomplishments:
- Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
- Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
- Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

Interests:
- Star Wars
- Pokemon
- Death by fire

References:
- @PurpleJ
- @doogsinparadise
- @haie

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The start of a resume for those who feel lost......

Objective: To secure a position where I can blindly follow an idiot and their worthless gibberish.

Qualifications:
- Sucking and licking ball the sack and butt hole of my superiors.
- Gurgling my superiors' cock on demand.
- Ignoring common sense to follow my superiors' rhetoric.
- Lusting over lemon party entertainment.

Accomplishments:
- Blindly supported my superiors' waste of internet board space.
- Upvoted every comment my superiors made.
- Discovered the HH circle jerk, where my upvotes were met with upvotes from my superiors.

Interests:
- Star Wars
- Pokemon
- Death by fire

References:
- @PurpleJ
- @doogsinparadise
- @haie

If I pay the premium subscription, can I see your pics?

 

[haie]

He mad.

Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.

Sounds like you're mad.

Do you care? Seems like it.

I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.

 

[HuskyInAZ]

I

He mad.

Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.

Sounds like you're mad.

Do you care? Seems like it.

I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.

Our OL is too young. But that has nothing to do with this poast. As for my asshole, sure, it's taken a pounding here, but for some reason, it doesn't really hurt. Perhaps it has to do with the skinny dicks laying the pipe.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

I

He mad.

Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.

Sounds like you're mad.

Do you care? Seems like it.

I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.

Our OL is too young. But that has nothing to do with this poast. As for my asshole, sure, it's taken a pounding here, but for some reason, it doesn't really hurt. Perhaps it has to do with the skinny dicks laying the pipe.

I LOLd. I think you're starting to get it.

 

[CuntWaffle]

What's wrong with Pokemon?

 

[haie]

I

He mad.

Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.

Sounds like you're mad.

Do you care? Seems like it.

I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.

Our OL is too young. But that has nothing to do with this poast. As for my asshole, sure, it's taken a pounding here, but for some reason, it doesn't really hurt. Perhaps it has to do with the skinny dicks laying the pipe.

What the fuck did you expect? This is the Peterman era. You're not getting that fat STD-ridden 2 inches of thunder from your old boy anymore. He ditched UW, because UW just can't compete anymore. MoveOn.org

 

[HuskyInAZ]

I

He mad.

Not mad at all. Just thought I could help out.

Sounds like you're mad.

Do you care? Seems like it.

I never said anything about caring. Just sounds like HuskyinDesertDirtHut is mad from getting his asshole ripped open wider than UW's shitty Oline he constantly cites as being too young.

Our OL is too young. But that has nothing to do with this poast. As for my asshole, sure, it's taken a pounding here, but for some reason, it doesn't really hurt. Perhaps it has to do with the skinny dicks laying the pipe.

What the fuck did you expect? This is the Peterman era. You're not getting that fat STD-ridden 2 inches of thunder from your old boy anymore. He ditched UW, because UW just can't compete anymore. MoveOn.org

I'm having a good night. Don't piss on my parade.

 

[PurpleJ]

Who is Sven? Does he poast here?