Michael Fucking Phelps

Damn...

More summer gold than Austria, Argentina, and Ethiopia.

If he came back at 35...Brazil, Kenya, and South Aftica are in play.
 
Per Jason Whitlock though Phelps isn't that impressive because it's a sport of wealth and privilege

Someone needs to tell Whitlock to fuck off

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Per Jason Whitlock though Phelps isn't that impressive because it's a sport of wealth and privilege

The privilege of getting up at 4AM everyday for your entire childhood to swim laps before school and then again after school.

You don't need an expensive fancy pool to do that
 
Per Jason Whitlock though Phelps isn't that impressive because it's a sport of wealth and privilege

Helmets, cleats, jersey, and pop warner league fees >> pool membership

Air Jordans, youth basketball league fees >> pool membership

Baseball bat, glove, cleats, little league fees >> pool membership

I love how he calls swimming a privileged sport but because of Tiger he doesn't say anything about golf?
 
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Per Jason Whitlock though Phelps isn't that impressive because it's a sport of wealth and privilege

Helmets, cleats, jersey, and pop warner league fees >> pool membership

Air Jordans, youth basketball league fees >> pool membership

Baseball bat, glove, cleats, little league fees >> pool membership

I love how he calls swimming a privileged sport but because of Tiger he doesn't say anything about golf?

The difference is, Whitlock has thrown a football, shot a basketball, and swing a baseball bat and golf club.
 
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