Michael Eletise sells couch

[RDR]

https://twitter.com/AngieMachado1/status/1090401658662576128

 

[Meek]

I feel like we should have a thread dedicated to The Portal

 

[TommySQC]

I remember when he shunned UW. I was hoping for back issues but sucking ass worked as a well.

 

[MisterEm]

I remember when he shunned UW. I was hoping for back issues but sucking ass worked as a well.

You're my favorite kind of Dwag.

 

[bananasnblondes]

Nick Harris turned out better. Strausser's shitty recruiting may have helped us in a roundabout kind of way.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

Nathan Eldridge has already left Arizona for OSU. Eletise will be the second OL to go from Tuscon to Corvallis.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

 

[sarktastic]

She has nice teeth

 

[UWhuskytskeet]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

 

[Swaye]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

Wood 20 years ago, Wood now, Wood 20 years from now. Being picky leads to blue balls and inflated self worth. I prefer red balls and knowing I am a loser.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

Wood 20 years ago, Wood now, Wood 20 years from now. Being picky leads to blue balls and inflated self worth. I prefer red balls[/b] and knowing I am a loser.

#MeToo

 

[BennyBeaver]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

She's our? version of Ruthann. Better looking, not as fucking crazy, and full white.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

She's our? version of Ruthann. Better looking, not as fucking crazy, and full white.

REALBeaver, amirite?

 

[BennyBeaver]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

She's our? version of Ruthann. Better looking, not as fucking crazy, and full white.

REALBeaver, amirite?

yes. but she's running the former scout site now. i think it's called 247 and beaverblitz or something like that.

 

[chuck]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Yes.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

She's our? version of Ruthann. Better looking, not as fucking crazy, and full white.

She'd be full of the Purple (Throbber). I promise you that.

The whole mom glasses thing has an erotic Oedipus/Freudian thing happening that The Throbber is trying to reconcile.

 

[TommySQC]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

I'd cover those glasses

 

[BayDawg]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Would fucking plow...

 

[longduckdong]

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Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Would drop load on glasses

 

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